[004] 15 December 1997.

[hooplite]

Kirke, I am going to kill you give you a detention for that.

As for the others -- you are COWARDS for doing what you did just now. It's riding up the -- I take it that you can't be Gryffindors, since you concealed your faces heads and picked an unfair fight by getting me in my sleep. I was GOING to assume you were Slytherins who somehow got in

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[gin_up]

When you find out who did it, please tell me.

[hooplite]

Why?

[gin_up]

I haven't snogged someone in gratitude for ages, that's why.

[hooplite]

What does snogging have to do with this? I thought you wouldn't want to snog Slytherins anyway.

[gin_up]

There's only one third of a possibility that they're Slytherins.

[hooplite]

Only if I'm right that they can't be Gryffindors. I'm not so sure, as SOME of them are -- Even so, you wouldn't want to snog COWARDS like them. I'm not even sure if they were male.

[gin_up]

How do you know? YOU FELT THEM? OH GEOFFREY, YOU ARE SHAMELESS!

I'm so telling our new prefect all about you.

[hooplite]

They didn't exactly have HEADS, so I couldn't tell. Their voices were a little on the high side, but not all men have deep voices. I wouldn't 'feel' anyone like that.

Why would you do that?

[gin_up]

Because he deserves to know what a filthy PERVE you are if he's going to be our new Gryffindor prefect, that's why! Besides, Zabini is almost as much as a true Gryffindor as you are.

[hooplite]

I couldn't have touched anyone like THAT anyway; I was asleep, had my arms pinned down by Kirke, and more concerned about my lack of comfort. How are you defining 'true' anyway? This is stupid.

[gin_up]

Someone who doesn't say a Slytherin would make a better prefect than one of us. It's the Gryffindor seventh year boy prefect. How is that better?

[hooplite]

I said ANYONE would make a better prefect, and that includes other Gryffindors. And it's not like I CHOSE Zabini.