*cough cough*

Jun 16, 2009 00:57

So today was WAY more exciting than it should have been. I was sitting on the couch talking to Carole on my cell when my mother suddenly yells. I bolt up and walk over and then i see:

FLAMES!!!

Holy Shit! I throw the cell and I see my mom trying to move the other flammable items away before they start to burn. The cooking oil was on its way to starting a grease fire. I grab the fire extinguisher(damn, those things do come in handy) and put out the fire and slowly asphyxiate myself at the same time. Talent.

I flashed back to new years when we got the Hilton evacuated because of the drunk military guy. That junk is just as poisonous then as it is now.

Most of the kitchen was covered with this yellow dust and we had to wash and wipe down everything for hours. Not to mention i've been coughing up a lung all night. Apparently ammonium phosphate(yellow powder) can use upper resp irritation. No shit.

And when my mom called Angela to tell her not to come over with the kids cause we had a small fire she immediately asked what I set on fire! I am so offended. My mother turned on the back burner, which we never use and keep various cooking instruments on, including my kettle and rubber grip for it, and seconds later . . . FIRE!

Like i said, way too exciting.
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