Captain Hook Hates The Young'uns.
Dear Cast, Crew and (non)Creative Team Behind The Abhorrently Bad Series Known As High School Musical,
For the love of fucking Jesus Christ, please stop making these terrible films which are an insult to all that is talented and creative in the show business world. Your "high school" stars are a lot of unattractive, unrealistic, unsympathetic, untalented lackies who are only famous because of mass marketing to stupid under-twelves who wouldn't know actual tasteful cinema if it shat on their heads and waved at them.
If I see Zachary Efron's face on anything else, I will vomit and I will send it to your headquarters in an envelope.
Go fuck yourselves,
Nigel Fuller
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Jesus CHRIST, what is happening to this world?