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haha its my turn to do one of these, ya i know they are gay and all but i just had to experience it for myself. so here it goes:
i n f o r m a t i o n
1. name: Zach
2. single or taken: Single
3. sex: Male
4. bday: July 28, 1834
5. sign: Leo (not the vegan one)
6. siblings: Brother and Sister who are twins
7. hair color: Brown
8. eye color: Sexy Blue
9. height: 6'0
r e l a t i o n s h i p s
1. who are your best friends?: Mr. Potato Head and my carbeurator
2. do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: no, nobody wants a guy with a scar on his nose...
f a s h i o n | s t u f f
1. where is your favorite place to shop: Big Al's Pickled Sausage Shop
2. any tattoos or piercings: no
s p e c i f i c s
1. do you do drugs?: pssha who do you take me for, shaq?
2. what kind of shampoo do you use?: whoa, i dunno, its blue though
3. what are you most scared of?: being jumped by black guys while im in my hot dog suit
4. what are you listening to right now?: Streetlight Manifesto, The Saddest Song
5. who is the last person that called you?: Bryans mom haha
6. where do you want to get married?: Chuck E. Cheeses
7. how many buddies are online right now?: 19
8. what would you change about yourself?: My lack of muscle
F A V O R I T E S
1. color: purple
2. food: anything cheesy, but not cheese
3. boys names: Chance, Dwight, Blaine
4. girls names: Shelley, Molly, Roxanne
5. subjects in school: Dunno im on break
6. animals: Hedgehogs, North American Badgers, Sea Lions
7. sports: Lacrosse
h a v e | y o u | e v e r
1. given anyone a bath?: well, sorta, but ya actually no
2. smoked?: ive smoked yo momma
3. bungee jumped?: yes, off one of the many cliffs of south florida
4. made yourself throw up?: if you consider intentionally chuging syrup to be making yourself throw up then yes
5. skinny dipped?: yes
6: ever been in love?: err, no but yes
7. made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: no
8. pictured your crush naked?: thats only the tip of the iceberg...
9. actually seen your crush naked?: thats where the iceberg usually fades out
10. cried when someone died?: yes, in bambi
11. lied: yes
12. fallen for your best friend?: no
13. been rejected?: with astonishing frequency
14. rejected someone?: yes, but that damn rives just wont quit
15. used someone?: nope
16. done something you regret?: yes, we wont discuss it
c u r r e n t
clothes: Homemade Courtesy flush shirt, lumberjack jacket, pants with mile-wide hole in the crotch area, boxers, chastidy belt
music: Still Streetlight...
make-up: a little eyeshadow
annoyance: dial-up internet
smell: that end of the day smell
desktop picture: 1969 Camaro, what else
book you're reading: Playboy November Issue
cd in personal player: Pusa
dvd in player: Barney goes to the fire station
l a s t | p e r s o n
you touched: Bryan hehe
hugged: Peter, wow i think im gay
you imed: Kyle, ya im gay
you yelled at: whoa, damn good question, rain check?
you kissed: Jennifer Lopez, but before her, i think it was Monica
a r e | y o u
understanding: i like to think so
open-minded: a little too much
arrogant: nonsense
insecure: hmm no
interesting: well i do own a hot dog suit...
random: most definately
hungry: no
smart: yes
moody: no
hard working: only when i think about getting my car
organized: let me put it this way, i have to clear a path to my keyboard
healthy: ya, sure
shy: only around pretty women, and black guys, i dunno why though
difficult: no
attractive: i was until i got this god awful scar
bored easily: not if the subject isnt boring
responsible: yes
obsessed: no
angry: no
sad: no
happy: well if im not sad, then yes i guess i would be happy
hyper: no, i dont do hyper
trusting: not enough
talkative: with the right people
legal: if you dont tell anyone otherwise
w h o | d o | y o u | w a n n a
kill?: anyone who watched queer eye for the straight guy
slap: Richard Simmons, a lot
get really wasted with?: Richard Simmons, a lot
get high with: Zach Rives Dawg
talk to offline: Mrs. President George W. Bush
talk to online: President George W. Bush
sex it up with: President George W. Bush's Daughter
r a n d o m
in the morning i am: Damn Horny. WHY!?!?
all you need is: a good girlfriend, like a serious one, that isnt inflatable
love is: overrated
i dream about: my car, wait no, my car and me in it
sexual preference: girl
w h i c h | i s | b e t t e r
coke or pepsi: coke
flowers or candy: candy
tall or short: short
o p p o s i t e | s e x
what do you notice first: dat booty haha, umm smile, definately
last person you slow danced with: monica
worst question to ask: "Am i fat?"
makes you laugh the most: no girl can make me laugh
makes you smile: people doing dumb things, being with someone who is mine
gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Mr. "Life Of the Party"
who do you have a crush on: Someone i wouldnt have thought i would have a week ago
d o | y o u | e v e r
sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to im you?: no
save conversations: only the fights
wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: when shopping in the womens clothing aisle
wish you were younger: only when i try to hide in small spaces
cried because someone said something to you?: yes
N u m b e r
of times i have had my heart broken: 1
of hearts i have broken: i dont think im capable of that
of guys ive kissed: none
of girls ive kissed: i can still count them using my hands and both of my feet
of tight friends: none theyre all loose, cept veronica, im gonna get side kicked
of cds i own: liek 4, if its a good day
of scars on my body: enough to start a club for those with 5 or more scars
of things that i regret: at least 2
y o u r | t h o u g h t s
I know: all about cars
I want: 1969 camaro, a person to hold on to, to be a latin pop singer
I have: no life, im doing this thing
I wish: i could have a magic genie
I hate: emo
I fear: emos who hate me
I hear: streetlight still
I search: for buried treasure
I wonder: where the buried treasure is
I regret: not finding the buried treasure
I love: trying to eat swiss cake rolls in one bite
K well ya thats it, emo is dumb
i n f o r m a t i o n
1. name: Zach
2. single or taken: Single
3. sex: Male
4. bday: July 28, 1834
5. sign: Leo (not the vegan one)
6. siblings: Brother and Sister who are twins
7. hair color: Brown
8. eye color: Sexy Blue
9. height: 6'0
r e l a t i o n s h i p s
1. who are your best friends?: Mr. Potato Head and my carbeurator
2. do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: no, nobody wants a guy with a scar on his nose...
f a s h i o n | s t u f f
1. where is your favorite place to shop: Big Al's Pickled Sausage Shop
2. any tattoos or piercings: no
s p e c i f i c s
1. do you do drugs?: pssha who do you take me for, shaq?
2. what kind of shampoo do you use?: whoa, i dunno, its blue though
3. what are you most scared of?: being jumped by black guys while im in my hot dog suit
4. what are you listening to right now?: Streetlight Manifesto, The Saddest Song
5. who is the last person that called you?: Bryans mom haha
6. where do you want to get married?: Chuck E. Cheeses
7. how many buddies are online right now?: 19
8. what would you change about yourself?: My lack of muscle
F A V O R I T E S
1. color: purple
2. food: anything cheesy, but not cheese
3. boys names: Chance, Dwight, Blaine
4. girls names: Shelley, Molly, Roxanne
5. subjects in school: Dunno im on break
6. animals: Hedgehogs, North American Badgers, Sea Lions
7. sports: Lacrosse
h a v e | y o u | e v e r
1. given anyone a bath?: well, sorta, but ya actually no
2. smoked?: ive smoked yo momma
3. bungee jumped?: yes, off one of the many cliffs of south florida
4. made yourself throw up?: if you consider intentionally chuging syrup to be making yourself throw up then yes
5. skinny dipped?: yes
6: ever been in love?: err, no but yes
7. made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: no
8. pictured your crush naked?: thats only the tip of the iceberg...
9. actually seen your crush naked?: thats where the iceberg usually fades out
10. cried when someone died?: yes, in bambi
11. lied: yes
12. fallen for your best friend?: no
13. been rejected?: with astonishing frequency
14. rejected someone?: yes, but that damn rives just wont quit
15. used someone?: nope
16. done something you regret?: yes, we wont discuss it
c u r r e n t
clothes: Homemade Courtesy flush shirt, lumberjack jacket, pants with mile-wide hole in the crotch area, boxers, chastidy belt
music: Still Streetlight...
make-up: a little eyeshadow
annoyance: dial-up internet
smell: that end of the day smell
desktop picture: 1969 Camaro, what else
book you're reading: Playboy November Issue
cd in personal player: Pusa
dvd in player: Barney goes to the fire station
l a s t | p e r s o n
you touched: Bryan hehe
hugged: Peter, wow i think im gay
you imed: Kyle, ya im gay
you yelled at: whoa, damn good question, rain check?
you kissed: Jennifer Lopez, but before her, i think it was Monica
a r e | y o u
understanding: i like to think so
open-minded: a little too much
arrogant: nonsense
insecure: hmm no
interesting: well i do own a hot dog suit...
random: most definately
hungry: no
smart: yes
moody: no
hard working: only when i think about getting my car
organized: let me put it this way, i have to clear a path to my keyboard
healthy: ya, sure
shy: only around pretty women, and black guys, i dunno why though
difficult: no
attractive: i was until i got this god awful scar
bored easily: not if the subject isnt boring
responsible: yes
obsessed: no
angry: no
sad: no
happy: well if im not sad, then yes i guess i would be happy
hyper: no, i dont do hyper
trusting: not enough
talkative: with the right people
legal: if you dont tell anyone otherwise
w h o | d o | y o u | w a n n a
kill?: anyone who watched queer eye for the straight guy
slap: Richard Simmons, a lot
get really wasted with?: Richard Simmons, a lot
get high with: Zach Rives Dawg
talk to offline: Mrs. President George W. Bush
talk to online: President George W. Bush
sex it up with: President George W. Bush's Daughter
r a n d o m
in the morning i am: Damn Horny. WHY!?!?
all you need is: a good girlfriend, like a serious one, that isnt inflatable
love is: overrated
i dream about: my car, wait no, my car and me in it
sexual preference: girl
w h i c h | i s | b e t t e r
coke or pepsi: coke
flowers or candy: candy
tall or short: short
o p p o s i t e | s e x
what do you notice first: dat booty haha, umm smile, definately
last person you slow danced with: monica
worst question to ask: "Am i fat?"
makes you laugh the most: no girl can make me laugh
makes you smile: people doing dumb things, being with someone who is mine
gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Mr. "Life Of the Party"
who do you have a crush on: Someone i wouldnt have thought i would have a week ago
d o | y o u | e v e r
sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to im you?: no
save conversations: only the fights
wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: when shopping in the womens clothing aisle
wish you were younger: only when i try to hide in small spaces
cried because someone said something to you?: yes
N u m b e r
of times i have had my heart broken: 1
of hearts i have broken: i dont think im capable of that
of guys ive kissed: none
of girls ive kissed: i can still count them using my hands and both of my feet
of tight friends: none theyre all loose, cept veronica, im gonna get side kicked
of cds i own: liek 4, if its a good day
of scars on my body: enough to start a club for those with 5 or more scars
of things that i regret: at least 2
y o u r | t h o u g h t s
I know: all about cars
I want: 1969 camaro, a person to hold on to, to be a latin pop singer
I have: no life, im doing this thing
I wish: i could have a magic genie
I hate: emo
I fear: emos who hate me
I hear: streetlight still
I search: for buried treasure
I wonder: where the buried treasure is
I regret: not finding the buried treasure
I love: trying to eat swiss cake rolls in one bite
K well ya thats it, emo is dumb