One more reason to hate/love public transit and other comments on life as I know it
So I ran into this really cute guy at a bus stop and the bus came before I could introduce myself and my number. Damn COTA bus. Took away my husband. The guy at planet smoothie was cute too, but not as cute as bus stop boy. I seriously need to find something to fulfil needs. This is getting ridiclous. My birthday was yesterday. I think all I recived was a 5 pound weight gain from all the food I ate at cheesecake factory. So given the cureent weight that makes it about 10 pounds I lost so far. There is a rumor that the kid I liked got fired from work. Oh well serves him right for not returning my phone calls. I miss BG and parting. Maybe Theresa and I's misson to locate hot scuessful men to use for the summer will be scuessful. One problem, where will we take these men? Neither of us has our own place, and I seriously doubt my parents would aprove of me bringing some man I met at a bar to their home for a 36odd night stand. Yes kids, good sex= lots of sex and we all want that don't we. Lots of good sex=happy Anna. Throw some wine and a bowl in there and now we're talking ;-) My grandma gave me $50 for my bday wonder what that will end up going towards. I want a tatoo, maybe that will pay for it. Work sucked today. When it ended I felt like I had been on the elpicial for 10000000057 minutes. Seriously though I walked from Hubbard St. to Goodale Ave and back 15 times. Ironies make me laugh, people make me laugh, stupid people make me laugh. There are alot of hot men in columbus, I realized that. Too bad I don't go to Ohio State so I can suduce them all cause everyone wantS a piece of a firey German redhead yowzers!!! I get paid on friday. Maybe I'll pick up a lacaste polo at Dr. Mojos or some other overpriced item of clothing there. They are having a "summer sale" which means that an item that would orgianlly be $250 is now $200 WHAT A MUTHA FUCKING DEAL!!!!! I think I would not be able to function without sarcam and the word "fuck". They need to make vuglarities ananomious. I could be the charter member. "Sorry Mom, its not me, its the Ani Difranco tapes I kept on repeat throughout high school. All the pent up anger I keep inside causes me to lash out with vulgar comments" I want to have Ben Harper's illegitamate children. If he knocks me up maybe, just maybe I could get into his concert on August 30th for free. Note to self, add get knocked up by Ben Harper to personal to-do list. Most music sucks, and people who refuse to open their minds to other types of music other than the comerical bull-shit they play on top 40 radio piss me off (yes I am refering to my sister here). Is to really to much to ask for someone to turn on NPR once a goddamn year and actually listen to a morning show not filled with mindless sexist, racist, vulgar jokes but insted inteligent humor which most of its educated listening audicence finds quite amusing. Seriously one can only take so much shitty comerical hip hop in one day. If she wants to listen to hip hop go to a fucking Ordinary Peoples concert or talk to my friends who are DJ's. That my dear is Hip Hop. Unfourntally they have to dumb it down for the common listening audience who prides themself on "being gangsta" in their suburban homes and parents suvs. I think I have fallen off my soapbox and the suds have made it so I can not get back on.
Peace Ya'll catch ya on the flip side
Peace Ya'll catch ya on the flip side