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hookedonphonix
September 21 2008, 04:58:37 UTC
Present company is always excluded.
I'm going to wear my usual outfit, except maybe a little less chesty. There will be children present.
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hookahed
September 21 2008, 05:11:30 UTC
Excluded from everything? My heart's breaking. Woe.
I've decided to shock everybody and come conservatively. They won't be able to recognise me.
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hookedonphonix
September 21 2008, 05:16:50 UTC
Everything.
Joan Rivers will think you're an imposter! And then ridicule your tasteful suit.
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hookahed
September 21 2008, 05:20:51 UTC
Joan Rivers isn't alive anymore. She's being held together by botox and plastic surgery.
EVERYTHING? Aw, you don't really mean that, do you?
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hookedonphonix
September 21 2008, 05:27:08 UTC
Be that as it may, she will be there in all her raptoresque splendour to deliver offenses most foul upon unsuspecting celebrities of the small screen.
You're excluded from even knowing the answer to the question.
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hookahed
September 21 2008, 14:13:58 UTC
She and Bob Barker must be evil vampire soul mates.
YOU MAY DENY ME THE ANSWER BUT YOU SHALL NEVER CENSOR MY THOUGHTS!
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hookedonphonix
September 21 2008, 18:20:39 UTC
And I'm sure they'll be very happy... or at least look happy... for the rest of their undead lives.
I'M A JEDI, NEIL. THESE ARE NOT THE DROIDS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.
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hookahed
September 22 2008, 22:25:59 UTC
THESE ARE NOT THE DR.... NO! I will not succumb to your Jedi mind tricks.
Unless they come in the form of an alcoholic beverage.
Succumb. I like that word.
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hookedonphonix
September 22 2008, 22:41:47 UTC
Jedi Mind Ale, the lastest in fashionable party ales. Made from real Jedis.
Succumb for me, Neil It's impossible to resist!
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Present company is always excluded.
I'm going to wear my usual outfit, except maybe a little less chesty. There will be children present.
Reply
Excluded from everything? My heart's breaking. Woe.
I've decided to shock everybody and come conservatively. They won't be able to recognise me.
Reply
Everything.
Joan Rivers will think you're an imposter! And then ridicule your tasteful suit.
Reply
Joan Rivers isn't alive anymore. She's being held together by botox and plastic surgery.
EVERYTHING? Aw, you don't really mean that, do you?
Reply
Be that as it may, she will be there in all her raptoresque splendour to deliver offenses most foul upon unsuspecting celebrities of the small screen.
You're excluded from even knowing the answer to the question.
Reply
She and Bob Barker must be evil vampire soul mates.
YOU MAY DENY ME THE ANSWER BUT YOU SHALL NEVER CENSOR MY THOUGHTS!
Reply
And I'm sure they'll be very happy... or at least look happy... for the rest of their undead lives.
I'M A JEDI, NEIL. THESE ARE NOT THE DROIDS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.
Reply
THESE ARE NOT THE DR.... NO! I will not succumb to your Jedi mind tricks.
Unless they come in the form of an alcoholic beverage.
Succumb. I like that word.
Reply
Jedi Mind Ale, the lastest in fashionable party ales. Made from real Jedis.
Succumb for me, Neil It's impossible to resist!
Reply
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