Oh, I already have an idea I want to swing by my partner, where she wears the suit and I have the dress, and she actually takes the lead. It'll cause a sensation.
And really... the fans will practically be expecting me to do it.
Oh man, but it would be SUCH A HIT! Can't be any worse than Greatest American Dog.
Oh no no, sorry. I meant after my Hamlet show.
But now that I THINK it over, it may be a good idea to wait until I'm finished on Dancing With the Stars. If the public sees me hanging around with some politician, it might hurt my vote on the show.
Ouch, really. Though that was only funny the first thirty times.
Supposed to be? Yeah, I am. Too bad, really, that I'm not there showing my GOP spirit and love of this great country, and all. Think I'll have a celebratory drink.
There's a good one, might have to try that.
Now? I hope you're going to watch "Rocky" for inspiration.
Matching beards, or matching dresses?
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Oh, I already have an idea I want to swing by my partner, where she wears the suit and I have the dress, and she actually takes the lead. It'll cause a sensation.
And really... the fans will practically be expecting me to do it.
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Other than being some big dancing queen, how are things in the life of Neil McLaughlin?
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SEE! You should have your own television show! Straight Eye for the Queer Guy! It'll be FIERCE!
I can't complain, really. I've been keeping myself so busy, I can't really tell otherwise. Autumn is coming, and that's my favorite time of year.
It's been a while since we've been out drinking. How about sometime after the show is through?
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Glad to hear things have been good for you.
Has it? Why after the show is through? Do I embarrass you? Honestly, you never phone anymore. Is it me? I can change.
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Oh man, but it would be SUCH A HIT! Can't be any worse than Greatest American Dog.
Oh no no, sorry. I meant after my Hamlet show.
But now that I THINK it over, it may be a good idea to wait until I'm finished on Dancing With the Stars. If the public sees me hanging around with some politician, it might hurt my vote on the show.
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Okay okay, fine. We'll wait to go on some wild drinking binge till after you've won your reality show.
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Now you know as well as I do that I vote Democratic!
Sounds like a date. I still wouldn't mind hanging out, but just not in a drunken stupor.
...I don't like to think about it as a reality show. It's more like a game show, with contestants competing .
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Not in a drunken stupor? So what else is there? I'm curious.
Game show sounds better, rolls off the tongue and what. Training starts on the 22nd, so when's the premiere?
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A Republican. Bah dum bum.
Speaking of which, aren't you supposed to be at some Republican convention or something?
... drunken revelry?
Oh no, no, no. Training starts now. The 22ed is the premiere.
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Supposed to be? Yeah, I am. Too bad, really, that I'm not there showing my GOP spirit and love of this great country, and all. Think I'll have a celebratory drink.
There's a good one, might have to try that.
Now? I hope you're going to watch "Rocky" for inspiration.
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Funny, it never gets old for me.
What kind of souvineers do they have at those conventions? GOP shot glasses? McCain plushy dolls? Bush bobble heads?
It's a little less than 'drunken stupor', but it's funner and you can sorta remember what you did the day after better.
I'm dancing, not trying to become a boxing champion.
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Where's the fun in remembering? The point of crawling into a bottle is to forget and be in a numb, vegetative state.
Dancing, boxing, toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe. You shouldn't be shooting down any form of inspiration at this point in your dancing career.
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I want a shot glass! Can I have one of yours?
That's very telling, David.
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