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Re: Private to Amelia. biggestbear July 24 2008, 03:42:29 UTC

Almost a gray area with her, Amelia. Do believe that given the proper motivation, she's got a mean right hook.

Private to David goldentress July 24 2008, 03:44:53 UTC

Well, I suppose, if it'll help you get a black eye...

I'll gladly take that second ticket off your hands.

Re: Private to Amelia. biggestbear July 24 2008, 03:53:35 UTC

There you go again, being all amiable and generous.

Friday evening around 6ish? We could grab a bite to eat before my execution.

Private to David goldentress July 24 2008, 03:58:15 UTC

I can't help it, it's a part of my nature. Alongside the pout and ringlets.

Friday evening around 6ish sounds great. Food? You better be careful, or I'll start thinking you're trying to spoil me.

What's the dress code for this sort of thing?

Re: Private to Amelia. biggestbear July 24 2008, 04:07:14 UTC

Please tell me there are lace pantaloons in that equation as well.

Spoil you? Now why would I want to go and do a silly thing like that? Suppose I could have the limo driver stay home and we could take the Lamborghini.

It's an outside performance at Central Park, dressy casual. If I had my say I'd make clothing optional, but since I'm only a lowly ticket holder, I'll have to settle.

Private to David goldentress July 24 2008, 04:17:18 UTC

Oh yes, because even I look good in poofy knee-lengths.

I'm sure the Lamborghini will be enough to counteract the effects of dinner, wholesomely keeping me from becoming a spoiled little blonde with a penchant for oatmeal.

David, no one in Albany wants to elect a man who walks around in his natural outfit. I'd be hard-pressed to myself. Just like I have learned to leave the lace pantaloons in the 1800's, you will have to learn to leave behind your animal instincts. Well, most of them.

Re: Private to Amelia. biggestbear July 24 2008, 04:32:26 UTC

See there, I'm saving your virtue. If the virtue doesn't mind, I might even spring for a chocolate Frosty for dessert, if you promise to play nice.

Which of my "animal instincts" am I allowed to keep, then? Don't take away my tree back scratching, life's not worth living otherwise.

Private to David goldentress July 24 2008, 04:36:20 UTC

I pinky swear.

Now that is something I have to see! And for the answer to your question, please refer to chapter fifteen of the book that doesn't exist.

Re: Private to Amelia. biggestbear July 24 2008, 04:40:32 UTC

Touché! Ah ha, never thought I'd see my own flirtation techniques thrust back at me so eagerly!

Private to David goldentress July 24 2008, 04:45:39 UTC

What can I say, Mail-Fetcher, you've met your storybook match! Aha to you too!

Re: Private to Amelia. biggestbear July 24 2008, 04:49:50 UTC