Nothing folks would appreciate more during an evening of entertainment, then getting the chance to take a swing at a politician. Really, should be sending the hospital bill to you.
Sounds fine, but I've got two tickets, which implies that I'll have a date and Heaven forbid she is to put up with the two of us without me first consulting her.
Shhh, don't upset the beard, or it'll awaken and attack you.
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Be afraid... be very afraid. You do not know what horrors that may be unleashed.
I've been called worse.
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Oh you have? Like what? I need to be keeping a record of this sort of thing.
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You mean you haven't been doing that already??? And here I thought you cared!
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Where are you sitting?
I want to know so I don't look in that direction. Because I know you're going to be there, making faces.
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You'll just have to suck it up, Neil boyo. The show must go on and all that.
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I'm going to give the people at the gate your photo, so they can stop and shake you down. Just to make sure you're not sneak in any rotten tomatoes.
We'll go out afterward?
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Sounds fine, but I've got two tickets, which implies that I'll have a date and Heaven forbid she is to put up with the two of us without me first consulting her.
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Juicy gossip supersedes everything else that's been written.
Ooo ooo ooo! Who are you bringing to the show, you dog you?
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Hey... I'm Polonius... not Father-fucking-Time.
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Should I warn her about your leprechaun heritage? Or was it mail-fetcher? I'm sure you have both...
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