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Have you guys become tired of me? Not yet? Well, I'm back again, with this news...this may come as a shock, but a prominent anti-homosexual Republican attorney general has apparently been caught having homosexual sex intercourse with his homosexual gay male assistant. Bonus: The dude’s wife caught him, in their bed. This is the rumor that the AG’s office has officially denied, so now of course everybody is spilling the sordid details.
Attorney general in question is Troy King, who, of course, is only interested in outlawing homosexuality and sex toys. His gay lover is either a college “buddy,” or a very young youngster and “Homecoming King” from Troy University. What are the odds of a dude named Troy King getting caught in bed with a Homecoming King from Troy University? This seems like a wacky sitcom plot, on a gay porn channel.
If this is even HALF true, it's still a classic. Almost predictable, actually. I feel so good, that I think I'll celebrate by dressing in drag and going to make reservations for Palm Court at the Plaza. I wonder if I tried to call Louis
