It won't be the same. If I go, it would be to schmooze with the important people in my business, making contacts, working out deals for the future. This party comes in the opening week of Hamlet, and I can't afford to get irresponsibly drunk when I have to be on the stage the next day. I'm not as sprite as I used to be.
No problem, Neily my love. I'll leave the punching to you this time.
Ah, yes. One of those partying jaunts. Okay then. I shall find out for you. Either way, I shall be there and scope out all the hot goss and maybe even spike the punch.
But of course. I was thinking of crashing it, actually. Why?
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Why am I not surprised that you weren't invited?
I need to know who's on the guest list.
Specifically, I need to know if Louis is invited.
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When has not being invited ever stopped me?
Ohhhh... Yes, I'm sure I can do that. If he is invited, do you want me to punch his fucking face in?
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NO!
I mean, no. Don't hit him.
It's just that... if he's going, then I don't want to be there.
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Okay, okay. I won't then.
I understand. If he's going, how about we throw our own, "no Louises allowed" party?
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Thank you.
It won't be the same. If I go, it would be to schmooze with the important people in my business, making contacts, working out deals for the future. This party comes in the opening week of Hamlet, and I can't afford to get irresponsibly drunk when I have to be on the stage the next day. I'm not as sprite as I used to be.
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No problem, Neily my love. I'll leave the punching to you this time.
Ah, yes. One of those partying jaunts. Okay then. I shall find out for you. Either way, I shall be there and scope out all the hot goss and maybe even spike the punch.
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You don't understand. I don't want to hit him, either. I just want to... avoid him, for now.
Knowing this crowd, the punch will already be spiked, but double spiking won't hurt anybody. It might actually make the party more lively.
Thank you. I owe you one.
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