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biggestbear
June 9 2008, 03:45:31 UTC
Man's an asset to the country. Chauffeuring and singing a tune for you both.
God, tell me that get up of yours had a matching garter belt.
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hookahed
June 9 2008, 03:54:29 UTC
And he gave up Graceland and golden toilets for this, too!
The garter belt was my 'something blue'. What? Are you keen on catching it?
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biggestbear
June 9 2008, 03:59:45 UTC
A saint and philanthropist. Wow, here I thought Elvis was just a sequin-jumpsuit-wearing-fried-chicken-eating slob.
I'll let Miles have the honor, thanks all the same.
So I have to get you a present, to be fair. Matter of fact, I think I have something around here you could use for your honeymoon.
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hookahed
June 9 2008, 04:06:45 UTC
I know I am, but what are you? No, no, no - this was skinny, young and fit Elvis, except in a suit that would make Libarace green with envy.
Why should Miles have all the fun?
Prophylactics? Sorry, darling, but ours is a sex-free marriage.
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biggestbear
June 9 2008, 04:12:18 UTC
You're acting the maggot, right? The condoms I've got have got an expiration date of 1985.
Trust your old pal Dave on this one, you'll appreciate the present regardless.
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hookahed
June 9 2008, 04:23:13 UTC
Please tell me you've been laid since 1985, or else I'm marching you right out to the nearest whorehouse.
Trust? You? You must be mad! But I'll do it anyway, because I'm even madder.
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biggestbear
June 9 2008, 04:34:01 UTC
God I hope so, otherwise I'm either not Martin's father or he was immaculately conceived.
These are the ones I bought when I was thirteen, kept them for sentimental reasons.
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puppeteeress
June 9 2008, 04:12:43 UTC
YOU CALLED HIM DARLING!
Forgive me, I'm still giddy as well.
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hookahed
June 9 2008, 04:20:29 UTC
OH SNAP!
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Man's an asset to the country. Chauffeuring and singing a tune for you both.
God, tell me that get up of yours had a matching garter belt.
Reply
And he gave up Graceland and golden toilets for this, too!
The garter belt was my 'something blue'. What? Are you keen on catching it?
Reply
A saint and philanthropist. Wow, here I thought Elvis was just a sequin-jumpsuit-wearing-fried-chicken-eating slob.
I'll let Miles have the honor, thanks all the same.
So I have to get you a present, to be fair. Matter of fact, I think I have something around here you could use for your honeymoon.
Reply
I know I am, but what are you? No, no, no - this was skinny, young and fit Elvis, except in a suit that would make Libarace green with envy.
Why should Miles have all the fun?
Prophylactics? Sorry, darling, but ours is a sex-free marriage.
Reply
You're acting the maggot, right? The condoms I've got have got an expiration date of 1985.
Trust your old pal Dave on this one, you'll appreciate the present regardless.
Reply
Please tell me you've been laid since 1985, or else I'm marching you right out to the nearest whorehouse.
Trust? You? You must be mad! But I'll do it anyway, because I'm even madder.
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God I hope so, otherwise I'm either not Martin's father or he was immaculately conceived.
These are the ones I bought when I was thirteen, kept them for sentimental reasons.
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Forgive me, I'm still giddy as well.
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OH SNAP!
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