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I'll leave that up to you. Personally, I'd prefer a simple band.

I don't want to hog the show - would you like to choose the rings? Or maybe, decide on what sort of entertainment we'll amuse ourselves with on our honeymoon?

[puppeteeress]

As do I, diamonds always seemed so over-the-top.

How about two simple, golden bands...and you choose our entertainment. Remember, Darling, keep it Pg-13.

[hookahed]

Great minds think alike.

Tell me why didn't we do this sooner?

Is Cirque du Soleil too risque for you? There's a show with Rat Pack impersonators that I've always wanted to see.

[puppeteeress]

I do belive that somewhere along the way, we stopped thinking alike and started thinking the same. The late 90's, most likley.

I was just about to ask you that, Darling.

Then we will attend both and have a marvelous time!

[hookahed]

I think you're right - just about the same time our hair began turning gray.

Well, that will be remedied soon enough.

I'll go on line an make our reservations. Is there anything else you would like to do?

[puppeteeress]

Ah ah, just about the time your hair started turning gray. Mine is still gloriously red, and vibrant.

Indeed it will, and a good thing at that too.

Of course there is: We should find the best damn ice cream store out there and share the biggest thing they have...for old time's sake.

[hookahed]

And so natural looking, as well!

Do you think so?

I love it. I'll buy a round of ice cream for everybody in the house to celebrate our nuptials.

[puppeteeress]

I do try.

Absolutely, Dear.

Perfect! I can see the large quantity of cases of lactose intolerance now, and am highly amused.

[hookahed]

Shall I contact TMZ now, or wait until after?

Oh wait, do we want an Elvis preacher, or not? And do we need blood tests or something?

[puppeteeress]

I should think that it would be better if you waited until after.

Elvis will be lovely. I am sure they will believe we are human upon looking at us, no blood tests needed.