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It was nearly midnight when Casey finally climbed the five flights of stairs that led to her apartment. While fumbling through her book bag for her keys she lost her balance, tripped over her own left foot, and fell face first onto the ground. Grace wasn’t something Casey possessed, and normally when things like this happened she would just laugh
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HoodlumQ: yes!
HoodlumQ: you are cute
Hal Newcome: i secretly know his secret
HoodlumQ: oh ya?
HoodlumQ: what is it, cuase i am still trying to figure that out
Hal Newcome: [he is a ghost]
HoodlumQ: nice, he is a ghost, this has all of a sudden turned into a ghost story
HoodlumQ: the hauntings of doc sanbridge
HoodlumQ: or, the haunted microbiology lab
HoodlumQ: ohhh scarry
Hal Newcome: he is the ghost of doc sanbridge's childhood
HoodlumQ: you are hilarious
Hal Newcome: because doc S is a clone of hisseff
HoodlumQ: i think you should finish the story
Hal Newcome: and the original doc sanbridghe died in pre-med
HoodlumQ: how does one die IN premed?
Hal Newcome: and they cloned him and he graduated, and HE DOESN"T EVEN KNOW HE IS A CLONE
HoodlumQ: hahaha
Hal Newcome: in premed = during pre-medical undergraduate studies
Hal Newcome: so, casey mcclain loves the ghost
HoodlumQ: how did he die? and can his clone, be an evil clone?
Hal Newcome: and they go to have sex, because this is a graphic sort of exit to eden novel
Hal Newcome: and casey at first thinks she can't feel anything because
Hal Newcome: 1] she is wearing a female condom
Hal Newcome: 2] she has an unusually large vagina [steal this chapter from 'the godfather']
HoodlumQ: 3) she has been stabed with a needle full of novican one to many times
Hal Newcome: yes!
Hal Newcome: she does all these clittoral drugs!
HoodlumQ: freaky freak
HoodlumQ: track marks in all the wrong places
Hal Newcome: she slowly comes to realize that the ghost/son of doc sanbridge was actually MURDEREDS
Hal Newcome: "track marks in all the wrong places" = OMG
Hal Newcome: OGC
Hal Newcome: the - in the G is a hypodermic needle
HoodlumQ: O
HoodlumQ: M
HoodlumQ: G
Hal Newcome: right okay wait he was murdered by...
HoodlumQ: who was murdered?
HoodlumQ: the original Doc S
HoodlumQ: ?
Hal Newcome: scott/doc sanbridge's ghost
HoodlumQ: scott is Doc S's son
Hal Newcome: murdered by...
HoodlumQ: your mom
Hal Newcome: DOCTOR HIIIIIILLL
HoodlumQ: your mom
Hal Newcome: omg it was doctor hill all along!
HoodlumQ: hey leave doctor hill out of this, he is just an uptight, crabby, old, closet fag
Hal Newcome: casey and scott/ghostboy then plot to kill doctor hill and steal the answers to his final
Hal Newcome: and then turn scott into a real boy
HoodlumQ: so casey can finally "feel" how manly he is
Hal Newcome: because one of the reasons casey cries so much is because she is sexually frustrated
Hal Newcome: YES!
HoodlumQ: hahaha
Hal Newcome: or you can write it your way [which will be way better]
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