FILLED: In Which Dean is an Easter Bunnymad_serverApril 7 2012, 17:10:31 UTC
Sam's phone vibrates. He pulls it out and takes a look.
It's a text from Dean: Tina's. Now.
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"Hello?" Sam calls, pushing open the front door. His handgun's drawn, pointing cautiously at the ceiling. "Anybody home? Tina?"
The hall gives way to a living room, and Sam eases inside. A scrabbling sound from the corner startles him and he trains his firearm in that direction. A panicked rabbit bursts out from under the couch and charges him.
"Whoa," he says, tipping his weapon up. The bunny skids into his boots and then climbs on top of them. It gets up on its hind legs and stretches towards Sam's knees with its front paws.
"Uh," Sam says. "Hi."
The house is silent and he reaches down automatically to pet its head. Its brown head, with blond highlights, and green eyes...
"Oh crap."
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"New rule," Sam tells the Dean-rabbit huddled on the Impala's front seat. "We even suspect witchcraft, we don't split up."
He starts the car, and Dean-bunny visibly heaves a sigh, his eyes narrowing in contentment. He licks the leather seat.
"You need a moment alone with the car?" Sam teases.
The rabbit keeps licking, then gleefully tosses his head and digs like a dog trying to bury a bone.
"Whoa, hey hey hey." Sam reaches a giant hand over and stills him. "Bad bunny."
Dean lies down, meek. He nuzzles Sam's wrist.
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While Bobby's looking up counter-spells, Sam busies himself in other ways.
"Just one more," he tells his furry brother, putting him into the motel desk drawer, the ears peeking up over the top. He snaps the shot, then gets a towel and swaddles Dean in it, holds him like a baby. "And this one," he tells him. "Smile!"
Dean squirms and scrambles his way up to Sam's shoulder, snuffles curiously in his ear.
"Yes!" Sam says, guarding him with one hand and settling on the bed. "That's perfect." He takes the picture. "And one where I have bunny ears," he adds, veeing his fingers up behind his own head. "Last one, I swear."
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There are chocolate eggs in the towel. They fall out when Sam goes to hang it back up. They're wrapped in colorful foil and they're just like the ones you would get at the store but they're more perfectly shaped, more smooth and rounded. Most disturbingly, they're a little warm.
Sam goes to the desk drawer. There are two inside, a blue one and a green one.
He turns to Dean, who's stretched out on his belly on the bed, ears are swiveled casually in his direction. "Do you know something about these?"
Dean-bunny stands up and gives a full-body shake. He sits and starts hastily licking his fur.
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Sam's phone wakes him and he fumbles it off the bedside table, presses it to his ear. "Mmh?"
"Got your pictures," Bobby says, a grin warming his voice. "Ain't he a doll."
The lamp's still on. Sam blinks at the ceiling and becomes aware of heat at his armpit. He pins the phone between chin and shoulder and reaches down to a toasty little pile of sleepy rabbit. "Yeah," Sam agrees, smoothing a warm, silky ear between his fingertips. There's a faint chattering of teeth and Sam takes it as a compliment, thumbs slow circles into the top of Dean's head. Dean happily licks the fabric of Sam's sweatshirt.
"Got that reversal," Bobby goes on. "If you're ready."
Sam props himself up and looks at the bunny. He pokes his nose with his own, kisses him just beside his eye.
It's a text from Dean: Tina's. Now.
:::
"Hello?" Sam calls, pushing open the front door. His handgun's drawn, pointing cautiously at the ceiling. "Anybody home? Tina?"
The hall gives way to a living room, and Sam eases inside. A scrabbling sound from the corner startles him and he trains his firearm in that direction. A panicked rabbit bursts out from under the couch and charges him.
"Whoa," he says, tipping his weapon up. The bunny skids into his boots and then climbs on top of them. It gets up on its hind legs and stretches towards Sam's knees with its front paws.
"Uh," Sam says. "Hi."
The house is silent and he reaches down automatically to pet its head. Its brown head, with blond highlights, and green eyes...
"Oh crap."
:::
"New rule," Sam tells the Dean-rabbit huddled on the Impala's front seat. "We even suspect witchcraft, we don't split up."
He starts the car, and Dean-bunny visibly heaves a sigh, his eyes narrowing in contentment. He licks the leather seat.
"You need a moment alone with the car?" Sam teases.
The rabbit keeps licking, then gleefully tosses his head and digs like a dog trying to bury a bone.
"Whoa, hey hey hey." Sam reaches a giant hand over and stills him. "Bad bunny."
Dean lies down, meek. He nuzzles Sam's wrist.
:::
While Bobby's looking up counter-spells, Sam busies himself in other ways.
"Just one more," he tells his furry brother, putting him into the motel desk drawer, the ears peeking up over the top. He snaps the shot, then gets a towel and swaddles Dean in it, holds him like a baby. "And this one," he tells him. "Smile!"
Dean squirms and scrambles his way up to Sam's shoulder, snuffles curiously in his ear.
"Yes!" Sam says, guarding him with one hand and settling on the bed. "That's perfect." He takes the picture. "And one where I have bunny ears," he adds, veeing his fingers up behind his own head. "Last one, I swear."
:::
There are chocolate eggs in the towel. They fall out when Sam goes to hang it back up. They're wrapped in colorful foil and they're just like the ones you would get at the store but they're more perfectly shaped, more smooth and rounded. Most disturbingly, they're a little warm.
Sam goes to the desk drawer. There are two inside, a blue one and a green one.
He turns to Dean, who's stretched out on his belly on the bed, ears are swiveled casually in his direction. "Do you know something about these?"
Dean-bunny stands up and gives a full-body shake. He sits and starts hastily licking his fur.
:::
Sam's phone wakes him and he fumbles it off the bedside table, presses it to his ear. "Mmh?"
"Got your pictures," Bobby says, a grin warming his voice. "Ain't he a doll."
The lamp's still on. Sam blinks at the ceiling and becomes aware of heat at his armpit. He pins the phone between chin and shoulder and reaches down to a toasty little pile of sleepy rabbit. "Yeah," Sam agrees, smoothing a warm, silky ear between his fingertips. There's a faint chattering of teeth and Sam takes it as a compliment, thumbs slow circles into the top of Dean's head. Dean happily licks the fabric of Sam's sweatshirt.
"Got that reversal," Bobby goes on. "If you're ready."
Sam props himself up and looks at the bunny. He pokes his nose with his own, kisses him just beside his eye.
"Okay," Sam sighs, ruffling the soft fur. "Okay."
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BUNNY-DEAN!
I ESPECIALLY liked the part where he attacked the car with love. And Saaaam the evil photographer, hee!
You are the best.
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"You need a moment alone with the car?" Sam teases.
♥ And Sam taking pictures and sending them to Bobby! And Dean-bunny-snuggling! Dean nuzzles Sam's wrist *dies from the cute* ♥♥
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Thank you for reading!!
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This is disgustingly adorable. Dean!Bunny would totally lick the Impala.
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FIST BUMP OF DEAN-LOVING BUNNY OWNERS.
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He pokes his nose with his own, kisses him just beside his eye.
EEEEEEEEEE
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*puts him on your dog*
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I'M SORRY
I blame tygrrlyli for planting the seed and also maypoles for prompting and also my bunny for being too cuuuuuuuute.
I'm so glad you liked it!!! *brings you chocolate bunnies*
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