Latin
I have been so gracious as to translate several choice fazes that you might finde most useful in your next conversation with the Pope (i.e they are in latin)... This can be considered my random act of kindness to get this journal started, by all means do not expect such pleasing behavior in the futuer.
You havent aged a bit!= Minime senuisti!
A Wig? I never would have guesses!= Capillamentum? Haudquam conieci esse!
It looks great on you!= Id tibi praebet speciem lepidissimam!
You have a big piece of spinach in your front teeth= Im dentibus anticis frustum mangum spiniciae habes
Stand aside little people! I am here on offical business.= Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem
I have a catapult. Give me all of your money, or i will fling enormous rocks at your head. = Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
What's your sign?= Quo signo nata es?
I can't here you. I have a banana in my ear. =Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
Have you lost weight?= Nonne macescis
Thats nothing; in a previous life I was a roman Emperor!= Nihili est- in vita priore ego imperator romanus fui.
Gag me with a spoon!= Fac me cocleario vomere!
I'm not interested in you dopey religious cult= Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione
Dont call me I'll call you= Noli me vocate. Ego te vocabo
Say, you sure drink alot= Re vera, postas bene
I think some people in togas are ploting against me= Senito aliquos tagatos contra me conspirare
May logic undermine you entier philosophy= Unitam logica falsa tuam philosphiam totam suffodiant
I am the master of the universe != Magister mundi sum!
You havent aged a bit!= Minime senuisti!
A Wig? I never would have guesses!= Capillamentum? Haudquam conieci esse!
It looks great on you!= Id tibi praebet speciem lepidissimam!
You have a big piece of spinach in your front teeth= Im dentibus anticis frustum mangum spiniciae habes
Stand aside little people! I am here on offical business.= Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem
I have a catapult. Give me all of your money, or i will fling enormous rocks at your head. = Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
What's your sign?= Quo signo nata es?
I can't here you. I have a banana in my ear. =Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
Have you lost weight?= Nonne macescis
Thats nothing; in a previous life I was a roman Emperor!= Nihili est- in vita priore ego imperator romanus fui.
Gag me with a spoon!= Fac me cocleario vomere!
I'm not interested in you dopey religious cult= Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione
Dont call me I'll call you= Noli me vocate. Ego te vocabo
Say, you sure drink alot= Re vera, postas bene
I think some people in togas are ploting against me= Senito aliquos tagatos contra me conspirare
May logic undermine you entier philosophy= Unitam logica falsa tuam philosphiam totam suffodiant
I am the master of the universe != Magister mundi sum!