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my doctor congratulated me.
i tore every ligament in my ankle.
it's swollen a fuck and purpleish blackish.
when you poke at it it leaves a white mark.
important lessons:
1] piss/buff the helmet/spit BEFORE you get in the tub.
2] hydrocodene doesn't relieve pain that well. if the doctor perscribes it;
A) throw it in his face
B) grind it up, extract the acetaminophen, and take/mix with your narcotic of choice
C) add to your favorite sizurrrrr mix.
D) sell to someone that would be interested in B or C
3] don't walk with no crutches for at least a few days. st00pih.
4] if you're gonna fuck up yourself up do it on a weekday between 8am and 9pm nowhere near the holidays
i tore every ligament in my ankle.
it's swollen a fuck and purpleish blackish.
when you poke at it it leaves a white mark.
important lessons:
1] piss/buff the helmet/spit BEFORE you get in the tub.
2] hydrocodene doesn't relieve pain that well. if the doctor perscribes it;
A) throw it in his face
B) grind it up, extract the acetaminophen, and take/mix with your narcotic of choice
C) add to your favorite sizurrrrr mix.
D) sell to someone that would be interested in B or C
3] don't walk with no crutches for at least a few days. st00pih.
4] if you're gonna fuck up yourself up do it on a weekday between 8am and 9pm nowhere near the holidays