Well, I asked for it . . .
Meme answers, and they are crackalicious! My characters are:
1. Gabrielle (Xena)
2. Methos (Highlander)
3. Sherlock Holmes (Doyle canon)
4. Spike (Buffy, Angel)
5. Anya (BtVS)
6. Jack Harkness (DW/TW)
7. Donna Noble (DW)
8. Sam Vimes (Discworld)
9. Moist von Lipwig (Disc)
10. Gaspode (Disc)
11. Jayne Cobb (Firefly)
12. The Eleventh Doctor (DW)
13. Lord Vetinari (Disc)
14. Zoe Washburne (FF)
15. Rose Tyler (DW)
Yes, I tried to spread them over as many fandoms as I could. So, here we go:
evil_little_dog: Anya & Lord Vetinari are madly in love but Donna Noble is determined to break them up. How does Donna plan to do this, and does she succeed? Bonus? Does Donna want Anya or Vetinari more?
Well, lessee--obviously, there's been a bit of a problem with reality if Anya's on the Disc and also if Vetinari's fallen for her like that. Not that Anya's not worth falling for, it's just that Vetinari doesn't go in for that sort of thing. Therefore, the Doctor and Donna land on the Disc determined to undo the reality hiccup that brought Anya there in the first place and warped Vetinari into a devoted swain. The Doctor and Donna take Anya with them, and Donna says of Vetinari, "Not bad, for a skinny bloke."
izhilzha: Methos (2), Anya (5), and Jayne Cobb (11) pull a con. What sort of con is it, how do they go about it, and what are the results?
Hee! Obviously, Anya and Jayne are in it for the money, and Methos is in it for the lulz. They set out to bilk some deserving rich idiot out of his ill-gotten gains. Methos is the brains, Anya's the girl on the inside, and Jayne is the muscle. They end up getting away with it, though Jayne makes an attempt to hone in on Methos's share of the loot, thereby gaining a lesson in Methos Is Actually A Badass.
juliet316: Sam Vimes (8) and Gaspode (10) are in love but are pulled apart by fate. Can they come back together?
Oh, ye gods. Someone has gotten the bright idea to turn Vetinari's Terrier into a real terrier via magical means. The process also turns Vimes into a female (not that I have a problem with doggie slash, per se, but Gaspode seems pretty resolutely heterosexual) and made him forget who he was. Vimes!Dog and Gaspode spend a few incandescent days running around the city together and hanging out with the canting crew under the bridge before Vimes is caught and taken to Archchancellor Ridcully, who transforms him back into a man and takes the liberty of making sure he doesn't remember a thing. (A wise decision, as Vimes would go completely bursar and make the city a very unhappy place until he felt he'd got his dignity back.) Gaspode, sadly, is left only with his memories.
wildcard_47: Donna Noble (7), The Eleventh Doctor (12) and Spike (4) are on the lam and find themselves locked in a janitor's closet in the midst of a particularly epic chase scene. What happens next?
Spike makes a half-irritated, half-aroused comment about Donna's "two friends" crowding him and the Doctor out. Donna makes an ill-fated attempt to slap him, resulting in her elbow nearly dislocating the Doctor's jaw. He complains, she tells him to shut it, Spike tells them both to shut it or someone will hear them. The silence lasts for all of five seconds before Donna squawks and accuses someone of groping her arse, which both the Doctor and Spike vehemently deny to the point that she gets insulted. Their pursuers overhear the argument and haul the three out of the closet, much to their collective relief. Then the Doctor makes something explode with his sonic screwdriver and they get away, and Spike picks another fight with Donna because it's so very much fun.
twelve_pastels: Donna (7) just sneezed down the back of Lord Vetinari's (13) neck during an exceptionally tense situation. How does Vetinari react to this?
The Doctor and Donna are on the Disc doing something universe-saving important. During the final confrontation with the bad guys--oh, let's say the Auditors of Reality--Donna's standing slightly behind the Doctor and Vetinari. In a moment of portentous silence, she sneezes right down Vetinari's neck. Vetinari, not missing a beat, pulls out a handkerchief (black silk, natch) and proffers it to her over his shoulder. You've gotta admire the man's style, after all.
Gotta go make dinner now. I'll do the rest later.
1. Gabrielle (Xena)
2. Methos (Highlander)
3. Sherlock Holmes (Doyle canon)
4. Spike (Buffy, Angel)
5. Anya (BtVS)
6. Jack Harkness (DW/TW)
7. Donna Noble (DW)
8. Sam Vimes (Discworld)
9. Moist von Lipwig (Disc)
10. Gaspode (Disc)
11. Jayne Cobb (Firefly)
12. The Eleventh Doctor (DW)
13. Lord Vetinari (Disc)
14. Zoe Washburne (FF)
15. Rose Tyler (DW)
Yes, I tried to spread them over as many fandoms as I could. So, here we go:
evil_little_dog: Anya & Lord Vetinari are madly in love but Donna Noble is determined to break them up. How does Donna plan to do this, and does she succeed? Bonus? Does Donna want Anya or Vetinari more?
Well, lessee--obviously, there's been a bit of a problem with reality if Anya's on the Disc and also if Vetinari's fallen for her like that. Not that Anya's not worth falling for, it's just that Vetinari doesn't go in for that sort of thing. Therefore, the Doctor and Donna land on the Disc determined to undo the reality hiccup that brought Anya there in the first place and warped Vetinari into a devoted swain. The Doctor and Donna take Anya with them, and Donna says of Vetinari, "Not bad, for a skinny bloke."
izhilzha: Methos (2), Anya (5), and Jayne Cobb (11) pull a con. What sort of con is it, how do they go about it, and what are the results?
Hee! Obviously, Anya and Jayne are in it for the money, and Methos is in it for the lulz. They set out to bilk some deserving rich idiot out of his ill-gotten gains. Methos is the brains, Anya's the girl on the inside, and Jayne is the muscle. They end up getting away with it, though Jayne makes an attempt to hone in on Methos's share of the loot, thereby gaining a lesson in Methos Is Actually A Badass.
juliet316: Sam Vimes (8) and Gaspode (10) are in love but are pulled apart by fate. Can they come back together?
Oh, ye gods. Someone has gotten the bright idea to turn Vetinari's Terrier into a real terrier via magical means. The process also turns Vimes into a female (not that I have a problem with doggie slash, per se, but Gaspode seems pretty resolutely heterosexual) and made him forget who he was. Vimes!Dog and Gaspode spend a few incandescent days running around the city together and hanging out with the canting crew under the bridge before Vimes is caught and taken to Archchancellor Ridcully, who transforms him back into a man and takes the liberty of making sure he doesn't remember a thing. (A wise decision, as Vimes would go completely bursar and make the city a very unhappy place until he felt he'd got his dignity back.) Gaspode, sadly, is left only with his memories.
wildcard_47: Donna Noble (7), The Eleventh Doctor (12) and Spike (4) are on the lam and find themselves locked in a janitor's closet in the midst of a particularly epic chase scene. What happens next?
Spike makes a half-irritated, half-aroused comment about Donna's "two friends" crowding him and the Doctor out. Donna makes an ill-fated attempt to slap him, resulting in her elbow nearly dislocating the Doctor's jaw. He complains, she tells him to shut it, Spike tells them both to shut it or someone will hear them. The silence lasts for all of five seconds before Donna squawks and accuses someone of groping her arse, which both the Doctor and Spike vehemently deny to the point that she gets insulted. Their pursuers overhear the argument and haul the three out of the closet, much to their collective relief. Then the Doctor makes something explode with his sonic screwdriver and they get away, and Spike picks another fight with Donna because it's so very much fun.
twelve_pastels: Donna (7) just sneezed down the back of Lord Vetinari's (13) neck during an exceptionally tense situation. How does Vetinari react to this?
The Doctor and Donna are on the Disc doing something universe-saving important. During the final confrontation with the bad guys--oh, let's say the Auditors of Reality--Donna's standing slightly behind the Doctor and Vetinari. In a moment of portentous silence, she sneezes right down Vetinari's neck. Vetinari, not missing a beat, pulls out a handkerchief (black silk, natch) and proffers it to her over his shoulder. You've gotta admire the man's style, after all.
Gotta go make dinner now. I'll do the rest later.