*grumble* *whine*

[honorh]

I have three kinds of anti-itch medication (topical) in front of me, some antihistamines sitting nearby, and yet more topical medication in the bathroom. I took an Aveeno colloidal oatmeal bath earlier. And still I itch. No other symptoms, just hives, and enough of them to make me look a bit like an alien when I'm unclothed. On the upside, that might give me a chance with Captain Jack.

Distract me, people!