Diary of the Last TARDIS, part III

Jul 06, 2007 00:30

Peddling yet more crack. Previous parts are here. Dedicated to selenak, without whom I would have nobody to blame for this.

New year, new diary )

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dreamiflame July 6 2007, 08:58:40 UTC
Poor TARDIS. So many years of poor driving and now she can't fly right. *pets her*

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honorh July 6 2007, 17:32:29 UTC
It's downright tragic, really.

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ffutures July 6 2007, 10:33:47 UTC
cut-rate Reavers!

harder to knock down than a Weeble-wobble.

YAY! Absolutely lovely!

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honorh July 6 2007, 17:33:35 UTC
They looked like cut-rate Reavers to me. RTD, you been cribbing ideas?

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20thcenturyvole July 6 2007, 10:52:34 UTC
HANDS OFF THE CONTROLS, YOU WALKING PERSONALITY DISORDER!

Eeeheehee! This is awesome. :D

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honorh July 6 2007, 17:34:24 UTC
Happy to amuse! I'm here all week!

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wendymr July 6 2007, 11:50:20 UTC
Hilarious! Perfect TARDIS voice, if she actually has a voice. Loved it :) Especially her loyalty to her lovely Captain Jack :)

For some reason, this made me giggle most:

--Master has ditched goatee
--appears to have read up on Evil Overlord Rules at some point and is thus slightly less annoying
--possible survival of another TARDIS, if Master still alive, which means I might conceivably Get Some before Doctor runs out of incarnations

I notice, though, that the TARDIS has no opinion on her impregnability being breached by the sodding Titanic?

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janetlin July 6 2007, 15:45:53 UTC
"the TARDIS has no opinion on her impregnability being breached by the sodding Titanic?"

I wondered about that, too. "The assembled hordes of Ghengis Khan couldn't get through those doors," ... apparently all they really needed was a big boat. *shrugs*

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honorh July 6 2007, 17:37:01 UTC
I'm sure we'll get a perfectly nonsensical explanation in the Christmas special. Should be fun!

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honorh July 6 2007, 17:35:48 UTC
Well, she wanted a cruise . . .

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You wrote a new one! Yay! selenak July 6 2007, 12:24:57 UTC
Thank Rassilon will never see her again!

Hehehhe. *hearts Donna*

Honey, he would need an entire battalion of psychologists to work out his Issues!

This is so true.

I'm curious about the TARDIS' mysterious cheating partner in WoW, I've got to say.

He’s offering her another one-nighter when she wants relationship.

LOL

Speaking of, have found perfect matriarchal planet. Doctor will not be allowed to speak unless given permission by female companion, i.e. Martha. Must also make her tea and bring her shoes. Excellent!

I adore the TARDIS.

I blame years of crappy piloting.

Bwahhahaa. You know, in Shakespeare Code he even admits he never got his driver's licence because he failed the test...

Oh, yeah, because he’s the last of the--

--waitaminute.

Best rendition of that moment ever.

Am dying over the Teacher, the Slacker and the Performance artist here.

Now it’s his favorite psycho ex-boyfriend. On the one hand, I knew the TARDIS would classify the relationship as what it is, but on the other, what does she mean, favorite? ( ... )

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Re: You wrote a new one! Yay! honorh July 6 2007, 17:45:58 UTC
All for you, dearest, all for you. I'm actually thinking of writing up a vignette for that matriarchal planet where the Doctor has to hold his tongue unless given permission by Martha. That would be *torture* for him, yo.

I had fun coming up with possible other Time Lord titles/names.

With the Doctor? No telling how many psycho exes he has. Nine hundred years, you're bound to pile up a few exes, to paraphrase Buffy.

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Re: You wrote a new one! Yay! selenak July 6 2007, 18:01:28 UTC
Nine hundred years, you're bound to pile up a few exes, to paraphrase Buffy.

True, but I think the Master would insist that none were more psycho than him.*g* (Also, did the TARDIS ever find out that the Doctor basically proposed marriage to the Master and wanted them to live together in her, and if so, what was her reaction?

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