*18; Accidental Video

[honoreverything]

[Light flooded the camera as it was just tunred on, Angeal stepping away from the view, revealing none other than Minato at the other side fo the kitchen, mixing ingredients together.] Alright Minato, I'm recording this so that later we can go back and see your progress. Cooking is nothing like fighting, but progress should still be recorded.

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[foxtamer]

[Have the sound of coughing.]

Wait, this... posted?!

[More coughing.]

Angeal, my cake blew up!

[honoreverything]

[Standing there just in awe.]Yes. Yes it did and it is plastered all over Sephiroth's kitchen.

And I wasn't aware it was posted, I thought it was just a recording.

[foxtamer]

[Minato is still for a long moment. And then, he actually whimpers. Mostly for effect, but still.]

Sephiroth is gonna kill me.

[honoreverything]

Kill you? Oh no, I don't think so. I believe that honor will be bestowed upon me as I am your instructor.

[foxtamer]

[Minato looks panicked, but the effect is being ruined by the smile twitching at the corner of his lips.]

At least I didn't burn the cake, right?

[honoreverything]

Yes, but you did blow it up instead.

[Angeal's look was a little more serious, not sure exactly how his friend was going to take all this.]

[foxtamer]

[Minato snickers a little.]

How.. in the hell did I manage that?

[honoreverything]

[He just sighs.]

If I knew I would tell you, Minato. You seem to have a gift for this sort of thing.

[foxtamer]

... You know. You have cake batter all over you, Angeal.

[Minato still hasn't decided if he wants to laugh over or mourn the death of the cake. He goes over to inspect the remains and turn off the stove.

And then he notices something on the floor. He crouches in front of it, then reaches over to slowly peel it off from the sticky mess.]

An... explosive tag?

[More nervous laughter.]

H-How'd that get there?

[honoreverything]

[Looks himself over before looking up to Minato.]

You let an explosive fall into the cake? [His head tilted and eyebrows furrowed as his mouth failed to get a sentence out.] ... And you didn't even notice?

[foxtamer]

I guess I was too focused on what I was doing. I sometimes store one in my sleeve. Guess it fell out....

[honoreverything]

[Squeegees the batter out of his hair with his hands. He wants to point out the flaw in his sentence but didn't. Minato was going to get it from Sephiroth anyway.]

Next time we cook, we're checking you for loose items.

[foxtamer]

This is where I'd jokingly say "it'd be easier if I just cooked naked", but I'd rather not get burned down there if something spilled. Which it will!

[honoreverything]

I am not even going to think about that comment or acknowledge it.

Try to clean up as much as you can before Sephiroth rushes in. [Angeal knew that wouldn't be much at all but, better Minato showed some initiative.]

[foxtamer]

[Minato snickers for a moment, until Angeal continues on to mention Sephiroth. Minato's eyes go wide. His life is flashing before his eyes.]

Oh, shit. I really wish I had Kage Bunshin no Jutsu right now!

[Cue Minato running around like his head was just cut off, looking for towels and various other things to clean up the mess.]

[honoreverything]

A Kage Buns-- [No, he's not even going to attempt to comprehend what that was and he wasn't going to ask. He just sighed at his student, flicking the batter off his arms.]