ii, voicepost from school

[honorarylesbian]

S-So. Um. Is, er... Is anybody else getting followed around by drone kids a lot lately? They usually just ignore me, but today they've been really... friendly? It's kind of incredibly weird. I can't go three seconds without one of them popping up and-

"Hi, Akane!"

GYAAAAAH! D-Don't sneak up on me like that-!

"Ha ha ha ha! You are so silly

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[the_wee_big_hag]

Yeah...the same things been happing to me.

It's quite strange.

[honorarylesbian]

Tell me about it. Is there any way to make them stop?

[the_wee_big_hag]

Not that I've been able to figure out.

I got some free food out of it, so it doesn't seem that bad. Aside from the constant interruptions.

I've been spending a lot of time in the library to avoid them.

[honorarylesbian]

Alright, I'll keep that in mind. Hopefully this is something that'll wear off fast...

[the_wee_big_hag]

I'm rather hard to notice when I want to. But I'll keep an eye out for you. My name's Tiffany Aching.

[honorarylesbian]

Th-Thanks, Tiffany. I'm Akane.

[the_wee_big_hag]

Nice to meet you. Are you at school at the moment as well? I'm going to the library to work on some homework if you'd like to come along. We could probably avoid the crowds that way.

[honorarylesbian]

Yeah, okay... I'll meet you there. Hope this works...

[the_wee_big_hag]

Very well. And....Try your best not to be noticed. It helps.

[And she'll go and meet you in the front of the library. And by meet, she'll be standing off to the side, in her witches hat. Keeping a careful watch as people walk by her, not seeming to notice her.]

[honorarylesbian]

[Akane is, surprisingly, rather good at not being noticed when he doesn't want to be, read: all the time. He manages to make it to the library without further harassment, and says the first thing that pops into his head:]

Nice hat.

[the_wee_big_hag]

[She smiles and nods.]

Thank you. I'm a witch from the Discworld.

Are you from a version of Earth?

[honorarylesbian]

A witch? W... Wow. I've never met a real live witch before!

Yeah, I'm from Japan, on... Earth. Man that is weird to say. What's the, er... Discworld, you said?

[the_wee_big_hag]

Yes. That's the world I'm from.

I'm from an area called the Chalk there. Mostly farmers leave there. My family raises sheep.

[honorarylesbian]

Witches raise sheep?

[the_wee_big_hag]

No actually I'm the only witch in the family.

And my job was as a dairy maid anyway.

[honorarylesbian]

Wow. Your world must be a lot more interesting than mine, if witches work as dairy maids...