Whoa! /Tidus again

Mar 03, 2009 01:45



If you score more than 60%, you are high up on the Asian-ness scale.

[x] Both of your parents are from Asia
[] You were born in Asia
[] You use the term "Azn"
[x] You think DDR is cool
[x] You watch anime
[] You like Korean dramas
[x] You have stuff hanging on your phone
[] Your parents want you to marry within your own race
[x] You eat rice almost everyday
[x] You drink lemon tea

X's so far: 6/10

[] once in a while you style your hair
[x] You have a xanga/bebo/myspace/friendster
[x] You speak languages other than English
[] Your parents are strict compared to other REALLY asian parents
[] Your parents have high expectations of you
[stupid math] You always get A's/B's on your report card
[] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting
[x] You know your multiplication table
[x] You play badminton or table tennis
[x] You've seen the Asian version The Ring/The Grudge

X's so far: 11/20

[x] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
[] You own an Asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc)
[x] You're not the only child
[x] You've gotten little red envelopes around February
[x] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do
[after seeing the feet of white guys? fuck no] If you're a girl, you prefer white guys over asian guys, or if you're a guy you prefer asian girls (or something like that)
[x] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted
[] You can do the rubiks cube
[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house
[x] You play video games

X's so far: 18/30

[x my mom calls because she's not home herself] Everytime you're going out your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[x] You have karaoke at home
[x] You have have heard of BoA, Gazette, Ayumi Hamasaki, Gackt, Jay Chou, Twins, or DBSK
[x but I don't participate] You've been to a LAN party more than 3 times
[x] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[x] You own a gaming console
[toy ocarina doesn't count] You play a musical instrument
[x] You don't wear shoes in your house
[x] You can use chopsticks well
[x] You get nothing if you do well in school

X's so far: 27/40

[] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[x] You have Asian songs on your computer/iPod
[x] You don't like football
[] You have a curfew
[] You know what ulzzang/tb means
[x] You know what purikura is
[] You like bubble tea
[] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
[x] You've played final fantasy
[] You believe in fortune cookies

X's so far: 31/50

[x] You know what bok choy is
[x] You've heard the song "Got rice?"
[x] You have/had a tutor
[x] You've had pocky/yan yan before
[] When you seek for your mother's permission she replies "Ask your dad"
[x] You like to save things in case you need them later, even if you never use it
[x and I wish I had sandpaper with me] You have tasted durian
[] You hope to be employed in something practical, like medicine, law, accounting, or engineering
[] You have eaten snake
[] Everyone thinks you're at least a year younger than you actually are

X's so far: 37/60

[x] You call your adult family friends "Auntie" or "Uncle"
[x] You have or have had a bowl cut
[x] Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids
[] You eat everything with chopsticks
[x] You hang your clothes out to dry on a line attached to the window of your flat and the window across from yours
[] You are applying to an ivy league college
[] Your parents or relatives have tried setting you up with someone
[x] You eat for breakfast what is considered food unfit for breakfast
[THAT'S THE OPPOSITE FOR ME. THE WAY FUCKING OPPOSITE xDDD] You scored higher on the math than you did on the verbal on the SAT
[x I like Cung Le!] You always cheer for the Asian athlete on TV

X's so far: 43/70

[x] You love shopping at Costco because everything's cheaper when buying in bulk, even if you don't need so much
[x] You buy rice in 50lb sacks at least
[x] You have had to wear hand-me-downs
[x] You get two of the same thing but one is better because it's free
[My family does this] You fight for the bill because of face, even though you don't actually want to pay for such an expensive meal
[x] You make things yourself because it's cheaper, even though it takes more time
[x] You own a huge butcher knife but it's actually called a "vegetable knife"
[] You own a lot of Tommy Hilfiger or Calvin Klein
[x] You can down cups of tea like water and not feel the caffeine effects because you're used to it affects of it
[x WHO DOESN'T OMFG IT'S AWESOME] You love hot pot

X's so far: 51/80

[x ewwwww] You make your rice without butter, spices, or salts
[x] Your parents are especially loud on the phone
[x] You always take home the leftovers from a restaurant
[x] You try to coerce others into taking the leftovers if you're eating with company
[x] You give fruits as gifts
[] You will waste extra gas to find cheaper gas/other things
[xxxxx] You are smaller in size compared to the Caucasian population
[] You have relatives in Canada
[I like 81] The number 8 is an extremely lucky and important number to you
[x only the first two] You use faces like xD, xP, or T.T

X's so far: 58/90

[x] Every big event revolves around food
[x] You have gotten used to the smells of herbal medicines
[] You are stick thin and want to keep it that way
[x] You try to save money on everything you buy
[] You eat a lot but it doesn't add much to your weight
[] You care a lot about staying in fashion with the rest of Asia
[x] School is always the number one priority in your family
[x] You care a lot about honor and saving face
[x] Your parents expect you to do everything right
[x] You mix languages up constantly while thinking and speaking

Final X's: 65/100

asian, meme

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