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[Third Flame]: [Accidental Audio] [Morning of the 15th]

Feb 16, 2010 10:35

[Comm clicks on to the sound of hung over groaning from Roy. He's also muttering to himself.]

That was completely pointless... all we did was get drunk, and all Maes did was chase everyone away by shoving pictures of Elicia in their faces... it's not like I actually managed to hook up with some one...[Roy shifts and apparently rolls over on his ( Read more... )

hang overs, annoyed roy is annoyed, friends: maes, not virus'd, havoc is kind of a jerk, morning after, havoc finds this funny

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notanalchemist February 17 2010, 01:03:35 UTC

Why Roy, if I didn't know any better I'd say you didn't enjoy yourself~

honootaisa February 17 2010, 04:12:43 UTC

I didn't.

notanalchemist February 17 2010, 04:24:55 UTC

Aww, c'mon, Roy, don't be like that! *so pouting* If you didn't enjoy yourself, then why were you drinking so much~?

honootaisa February 17 2010, 05:40:36 UTC

To drown out the sounds of your victims screaming...

[sigh] Okay, it wasn't -that- bad.

notanalchemist February 17 2010, 05:49:30 UTC

I can't hear you~

Seee~! You just need to unwind sometimes, firebug. You don't even have paperwork here, I don't know what you get all uptight about.

... Of course, if you did have a girl you wouldn't need to drink to unwind ... [suggestively]

honootaisa February 17 2010, 05:51:35 UTC

I am not uptight, Hughes! And stop calling me that! Can't even use alchemy here...

Oh, you shouldn't have told him that, Roy, you KNOW he's going to take advantage at some point ... notanalchemist February 17 2010, 06:08:03 UTC

But you are a firebug, firebug!

... Reeeeeeeeeeally? Roy Mustang, one of us normal people instead of a circus freak? No gloves? No Flame Alchemist? I might just need a new nickname for you after all~

No alchemy, huh? That kind of sucks. Need a hand getting your firearms skills back up to speed?

Oh yeah. xD honootaisa February 17 2010, 06:12:53 UTC

... I will shut this comm off, Hughes. You know it's not the first time I've hung up on you.

notanalchemist February 17 2010, 06:21:47 UTC

That's just because Hawkeye always made you to get your paperwork done! You don't need to explain, Roy, I know you love hearing about my wife and daughter~

I wasn't kidding; no alchemy equals a vulnerable Roy. When was the last time you went to the shooting range?

honootaisa February 17 2010, 06:28:05 UTC

Oh yes, it's the highlight of my day. [/sarcasm]

... couple of months ago. [he's so lying. He's been in the Digital World since October.]

notanalchemist February 17 2010, 06:46:20 UTC

See, I knew it! [/IGNORE SARCASM MODE]

Even if I was sure I believed you, that's way too long ago considering how out of practice you probably were. Where's the nearest place? We can go there tomorrow.

honootaisa February 17 2010, 06:59:31 UTC

[DAMN YOU.]

... I really don't want--... ugh. I don't know. Ask Sanders.

notanalchemist February 17 2010, 07:06:05 UTC

[MUAHAHAHAHAHA]

In other words, you probably haven't been to one at all, so I'll be sure to do that.

But if guns aren't good enough for you, then I'll show you the ropes with my push-knives. You need some kind of protection, firebug.

honootaisa February 17 2010, 07:08:16 UTC

... I'll stick with guns. If I can even get one, not working for DATS.

notanalchemist February 17 2010, 07:17:57 UTC

Given the kind of place this is, I'm sure there's a law about letting civilians carry. Of course, you know what the other answer to that is, don't you?

GET A JOB! You need to be able to support that future girlfriend of yours~

honootaisa February 17 2010, 07:22:18 UTC

I like being retired, and I'm not interested.

You're bored.

... no I'm not.

Yesterday you counted ceiling tiles. Then tried to find their square root. And then made fractions based on how many holes each tile had.

...Traitor.

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