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[honkytonkalice]

I think waking up on the Monarch's floor is going to be a common theme with people today. So, yeah, you can imagine how pleased I was to wake up with not only my head throbbing, but my face as well. Found a goddamn bathroom and saw that one side of my face had swelled twice the size since yesterday. And here I was expecting to conceal it. Pssh...

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[chainedbyred]

You alright? Sorry I dipped out on you. Can't be coming home with bruises, my brother will start asking questions.

[honkytonkalice]

I'm fine. Shoulda seen it coming. I guess I can blame the alcohol for that it sounds a lot better than idiocy.

Didn't want you to get needlessly hurt, anyway. The guy kinda went psycho after you left.

[chainedbyred]

Kinda heard the commotion. Sorry I couldn't be your hero.

Need me to come patch you up?

[honkytonkalice]

My hero, huh? Not sure how to take that. I shoulda had my damn gun ready in the first place.

If you can get over here, that would be a godsend, actually. I've had enough of my face trying to impersonate a balloon.

[chainedbyred]

Are you in Mordhaus?

I'm wondering if I should consider asking my employer about hosting one of these things. There at least I can call in a half dozen riflemen if things get hairy.

[honkytonkalice]

[[Stop being pretty! Faye might have to get competitive! XP]]

Yep. I can meet you at the door so you don't get lost in this hellhole. I owe you something anyway.

Riflemen, huh? That would certainly make things... interesting.

[chainedbyred]

[[But he is! He is designed after River Phoenix, you know]]

I'll be over this afternoon.

It'd certainly keep certain individuals under control.