Call it a joke. Call it a lie. Call it what you want.
1. I broke up with my boyfriend because I loved him.
2. I made a wager with God.
3. I quit smoking.
4. I got a poem published.
5. I started writing a book.
6. I started my sleve.
7. My chi broke.
8. My credit card numbers where stolen.
9. I quit drugs.
10. I got my 6 front teeth re-did.
11. I have completely changed my style of painting.
12. Tony moves out on halloween.
13. I disposed of everything that no longer goes with the image I have created.
14. My 4 year old daughter won an art contest.
15. My hair is white.
16. I smell like flowers.
17. I snapped my phone in half.
18. I forgot the past.
19. I bleed on the kitchen floor for an hour.
20. I need surgery.
21. I am happy.
22. I haven't ate suger in 3 months.
23. I can see my eyes.
24. I didn't take a picture in 6 months.
25. I didn't paint four of those months.
26. I have dreams now, when I sleep.
27. Last week I held the first baby since my daughter was a newborn.
28. I am not scared.
29. I am not broken.
30. I am not fixed.
31. I am recovering.
2. I made a wager with God.
3. I quit smoking.
4. I got a poem published.
5. I started writing a book.
6. I started my sleve.
7. My chi broke.
8. My credit card numbers where stolen.
9. I quit drugs.
10. I got my 6 front teeth re-did.
11. I have completely changed my style of painting.
12. Tony moves out on halloween.
13. I disposed of everything that no longer goes with the image I have created.
14. My 4 year old daughter won an art contest.
15. My hair is white.
16. I smell like flowers.
17. I snapped my phone in half.
18. I forgot the past.
19. I bleed on the kitchen floor for an hour.
20. I need surgery.
21. I am happy.
22. I haven't ate suger in 3 months.
23. I can see my eyes.
24. I didn't take a picture in 6 months.
25. I didn't paint four of those months.
26. I have dreams now, when I sleep.
27. Last week I held the first baby since my daughter was a newborn.
28. I am not scared.
29. I am not broken.
30. I am not fixed.
31. I am recovering.