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it's six o'clock, sun is starting to set, surf is coming in, out of the corner of my eye i can see that vile little creature staring me down, i know it doesn't mean well, i begin to brace myself, for i know, based on past experiences, these villainous mongrels are angry beasts, the sun is beating into my eye as it shakes hands with the horizon, oh no!, the seagull has made it's move, it begins shoveling sand with it's crafty wings, lacerations cover my back as sand whips me in my side, the pain is unbearable, this is one goddamn fucking tough ass bird, i fall, i cry, i roll, i cry, i roll, i roll, the bird then shits on my head, i'm now overtaken with overwhelming embarassment, this seagull has had it's way with me, i hang my head forever......