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[honkeytonk0586]

once in a far off land, centuries ago, there was a prince, this particular prince was ruggedly handsome like colin farrell and charming like pierce brosnan(w/o the english accent though), he had everything a young prince could want in those times, he had, fame, fortune, property, and was adored by all, but one shortcoming particularly nipped at his heel, he longed for a fair maiden to fill the canyon like void in his heart, one day while he was walking by the meadow and admiring the village he spotted what he first thought to be an engel afar in the horizon, this glorious feminine specimen beckoned his immmediate attention, he was captivated by her overwhelming radiance and natural glow, her smile was ear to ear and could fill even the most expansive castle, her eyes were like the night sky, full of stars and never ending, her skin was milky white and softer than chinese silk, and her hair flowed like rumpunzles(sp*?), the prince decided to approach this goddess amongst mortals and put his famous charm to the test, as the prince inched closer, he was walking deeper and deeper into the vortex of the fair maidens conglameration of beauty, intelligence and personality. he reached for the fair maidens dainty yet striking hand and held it to his lips as he, for the first time, tasted bliss, he returned the maidens hand to her side and said, "oh fair maiden, thou are the apple of thy eye, and when thy placed thine lips upon thees hand i no longer yearned or longed, thee mere presence and touch satisifies thine heart for ten thousand years, i ask thee for thees hand in marriage" the fair maiden replied, "i, dana smith, fairest of the fair, accept your gracious request, now be my knight in shining armor, slay the fiercest dragon and ride with me into the sunset"

the moral of this tale is that dana michelle smith is, by far, the fairest maiden of the land and that i am extremely weird, good day

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