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i went and playing poker last night with marc and his poker friends. i did alright. came in one out of the money out of like 13 people or some shit. the cooler thing is now marc and i dont have to be surgically removed from each other on tuesdays anymore. just kidding. but i did have an awesome time.
last night i had the first sex dream in a long time. and it was so weird. ive probably only had like one really awesome sex dream ever. and i woke up mid-orgasm. which is a really weird feeling. whats even weirder is it was about Kim Catrell. anyways, i always have these like fucked up ones that arnt even really sexy, and are with people i never think of that way. but then i suddenly do. plus its always weird when you wake up from those and you turn over and your boyfriends right there. i always feel like "oh no, he knows!" but then im like "shut the fuck up, it was a fucking dream and that persons super gross". so i lay back and sigh.
i think i have stomach cancer, or something. every time i eat i feel like im going to fucking throw up everywhere. okay not every time. but almost. from what ive noticed it seems like i should not eat anything even slightly greasy (tofu scrams) and im probably allergic to one of the following: eggs, cheese, or potatoes. im leaning towards cheese and eggs. so what now? do i have to start eating meat in everymeal so i can get some fucking protein. fuck.
i need a cigarette.
last night i had the first sex dream in a long time. and it was so weird. ive probably only had like one really awesome sex dream ever. and i woke up mid-orgasm. which is a really weird feeling. whats even weirder is it was about Kim Catrell. anyways, i always have these like fucked up ones that arnt even really sexy, and are with people i never think of that way. but then i suddenly do. plus its always weird when you wake up from those and you turn over and your boyfriends right there. i always feel like "oh no, he knows!" but then im like "shut the fuck up, it was a fucking dream and that persons super gross". so i lay back and sigh.
i think i have stomach cancer, or something. every time i eat i feel like im going to fucking throw up everywhere. okay not every time. but almost. from what ive noticed it seems like i should not eat anything even slightly greasy (tofu scrams) and im probably allergic to one of the following: eggs, cheese, or potatoes. im leaning towards cheese and eggs. so what now? do i have to start eating meat in everymeal so i can get some fucking protein. fuck.
i need a cigarette.