Randomnicities
So... I haven't made a post in quite some time.
And wouldn't it be more appropriate that I should make a entry while (my fingers are frozen stiff) I'm procrastinating my ethical theory reading and aristotle reading? Hells to the yes.
All righty. Random. Ah! I was riding my bike home one day from school and I passed this cute girl. Why was she cute? Because as I passed her, she made the most adorable smile to me that got me cracking up (and coughing) all the way back home. She did one of those smiles that she closed her eyes, tilted her head, and smiled with dimples. She seemed so sweet! I smiled back-- well, half smiled 'cause of the lack of motor functions on the one side.
Due to the freezing circumstances, I have been riding my bike, ninja style? But Ted, what do you mean when you speak of ninja style?
Well I'll tell ya, sonny! I wear my thickest hoody, which is black, I wear ma black gloves (they just happen to be black, my sister got them for me), and I wrap a makeshift ninja mask around my AWESOME face. I put the hoody over my mask and what do I become? Ninja Biker. Fear me.
And of course, while I ride my bike, I daydream while being able to sense my surroundings (tyte skills, yo). I was thinking of some funny ninja situations. For example!
Two people are arguing over some debacle and must have some reconnaissance... retrieval mission done. Thus! One hires a ninja. We'll call the two people... Dan... and Australia.
EXT. Bus Stop - DAY
Australia: What! It's missing?! We have to get it back!
Dan: Fret naught! I have already put some thought into it and I've concluded to hire a ninja.
Australia: ...A ninja? Seriously? Those don't even exist.
Dan: He's standing right behind you.
The ninja stands right behind her. She glances back, shoots an estranged look and turns her attention back to Dan.
Australia: ...It's just a guy with a ninja mask.
Dan: Look again.
She looks back and he's gone.
Australia: Whoa! Where'd he go?
Dan: He's tying his shoe.
She peers down. He raises his head up, winces his eyes as if he were smiling and waves.
He stands.
Australia: There's no way this is going to be done.
Dan: Here's the money.
Dan hands him and envelop bountiful with green bills! The ninja nods in delight. A bus pulls up to the bus stop and the doors swing open. The ninja boards the bus and waves back at them.
Australia: What! Ninjas don't ride busses!
End scene. Done. Funny, right? Oh, it's hilarious in my head.
Man... I have to go to class soon. What else have I got in store for you guys...
I have joined CHICS. Caring & Helping in Community Service. Why? Because I felt the need to give back to the community. Plus, there's a lot of chicks. And I refuse to work, quit my job, taking a loan out, want to meet new people, staying busy.
Mmm...
I don't know. Something comes up, I'll be sure to post.
Right now... I just want to listen to The Shins - Wincing the Night Away, whine... and pack up my things for class.
Laters people.
And wouldn't it be more appropriate that I should make a entry while (my fingers are frozen stiff) I'm procrastinating my ethical theory reading and aristotle reading? Hells to the yes.
All righty. Random. Ah! I was riding my bike home one day from school and I passed this cute girl. Why was she cute? Because as I passed her, she made the most adorable smile to me that got me cracking up (and coughing) all the way back home. She did one of those smiles that she closed her eyes, tilted her head, and smiled with dimples. She seemed so sweet! I smiled back-- well, half smiled 'cause of the lack of motor functions on the one side.
Due to the freezing circumstances, I have been riding my bike, ninja style? But Ted, what do you mean when you speak of ninja style?
Well I'll tell ya, sonny! I wear my thickest hoody, which is black, I wear ma black gloves (they just happen to be black, my sister got them for me), and I wrap a makeshift ninja mask around my AWESOME face. I put the hoody over my mask and what do I become? Ninja Biker. Fear me.
And of course, while I ride my bike, I daydream while being able to sense my surroundings (tyte skills, yo). I was thinking of some funny ninja situations. For example!
Two people are arguing over some debacle and must have some reconnaissance... retrieval mission done. Thus! One hires a ninja. We'll call the two people... Dan... and Australia.
EXT. Bus Stop - DAY
Australia: What! It's missing?! We have to get it back!
Dan: Fret naught! I have already put some thought into it and I've concluded to hire a ninja.
Australia: ...A ninja? Seriously? Those don't even exist.
Dan: He's standing right behind you.
The ninja stands right behind her. She glances back, shoots an estranged look and turns her attention back to Dan.
Australia: ...It's just a guy with a ninja mask.
Dan: Look again.
She looks back and he's gone.
Australia: Whoa! Where'd he go?
Dan: He's tying his shoe.
She peers down. He raises his head up, winces his eyes as if he were smiling and waves.
He stands.
Australia: There's no way this is going to be done.
Dan: Here's the money.
Dan hands him and envelop bountiful with green bills! The ninja nods in delight. A bus pulls up to the bus stop and the doors swing open. The ninja boards the bus and waves back at them.
Australia: What! Ninjas don't ride busses!
End scene. Done. Funny, right? Oh, it's hilarious in my head.
Man... I have to go to class soon. What else have I got in store for you guys...
I have joined CHICS. Caring & Helping in Community Service. Why? Because I felt the need to give back to the community. Plus, there's a lot of chicks. And I refuse to work, quit my job, taking a loan out, want to meet new people, staying busy.
Mmm...
I don't know. Something comes up, I'll be sure to post.
Right now... I just want to listen to The Shins - Wincing the Night Away, whine... and pack up my things for class.
Laters people.