...and where are we? Let's take a look at today's checklist:
- Sleep for 13 hours.
- Send SIL TM to say quit fucking texting me. I don’t text, and I don’t appreciate having to pay for other idiots to text me.
- Leave Rudy a voice mail calling him presumptuous and arrogant for asssuming that I don’t answer my phone because I’m unhappy with a decision he’s made.
- Reply to niece’s email that she’s getting married with a terse reminder that it would have been really nice if she could have at least called her grandmother with the news instead of a cold, impersonal email.
- Pat husband on the head, and respond in most condescending tone, "gee. Thanks. That means so much", for saying he’s proud of me.
- Burst into tears for absolutely no reason while eating lunch.
Look's like I've accomplished buttloads today. If I've managed to overlook alienating or pissing anyone off, do raise your hand, and I'll get right on it.