This is funny, too, in a sick, twisted kind of way

[honeywine01]

How to Blow Through More Than $4200 in Less Than 10 Hours:

$112---cell phone
$50---house phone
$52---gas
$101---electricity
$111---pay off  Mastercard
$300---payment on Visa
$40---payment on Easycare (car repair)
$960---payoff auto repair shop
$2500---deposit on replacement engine
$30---groceries
$20---<7 gallons of gasoline