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A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and
the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her gin as she
sits alone at a nearby table. The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking
right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been
sober since."
"My God!" says the wife,
"Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"
the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her gin as she
sits alone at a nearby table. The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking
right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been
sober since."
"My God!" says the wife,
"Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"