Love, Dorothy

[honeyporkchop]

I wish I had ruby red slippers
& could click my heels together
3 times
and say
there's no place like home,
and everything would be OK.

Maybe in my next life.

Dear Auntie Em,
Hate the farm,
hate Kansas,
I'm taking the dogs.

I dunno where, though.
And WTF am I supposed to do with these parrots?!
Huh?!