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mmm after a good strawberry popsicle, i am ready to tell my story of yesterday
I started my period. Great, huh? well the hard part is over, im done being bitchy!
We all crammed into kristen's soccer mom car...headed off to the pool...then out to bowling at around 5... and realized that MF & co wasnt there!! we were bowling next to these fuck asses..one with a really long mohawk...but it was down and greased back in a baseball hat...UGGGGGH gross shit...but they gave me good luck...i was bowlin pretty well...anyway...that sucked...genna catherine and emily came and it was alright...the original people that were supposed to play next to us were really REALLY cool people...but only one of the original came and it was SAD. we were all bitchin about mf and co. not being there...so the bowling part of the night sucked ASS! the only great part was at the very begining when the lady went on the mic and said " a green..van...light green van...SOCCER MOM VAN...has its head lights turned on!" it was great!
As we got to taco bell, funny shit happend as i told a..."scary story" hahahah...yeah....good stuff. hot taco sex on anita was great...I accidentally ate charlie's bean burrito!!!! i swear to GOD i didnt mean to do it...but i had a bean burrito supreme...and he had one with out onions....and i was wondering why mine was so much bigger..AND IT WAS HIS! i felt so bad! he gave me mine cuz it had onions on it...and i wanted to save it, but everyone told me that reheated taco bell tastes like ass...so i ate it! ugh it was so much. but yeah....i leaned over to..do *something* and charlie hit my bottom jaw and i cut open my inside cheek...yeah...blood is good!
but before that...we decided to ding dong ditch mf....and i did it...i crept up to the door, rang the doorbell and ran back behind kristen's soccer mom van and his dad came out to see who it was...but at the SAME time, this car drove by and someone yelled "OO THERE HE IS" ...probably mistaking mf's dad for mf....but it was GREAT! so many people obsess over that kid its not even funny! yeah...it was great shit
So today im going to see firenheight 9/11 with col...so it should be cool..i love michael moore, hes so great!
it was called kiss of the mummy or something like that
it sucked
never ever watch it...its got too much of a plot....i swear...okay, its about this college teacher who is going out with a student...and in her past life, she used to be this egyptian queen's lover...so they're studying ancient egypt, and come across this mummy tomb, which is the queen that was a lesbian...but she was killed cuz the king found out...so she's trying to get her lover back which was reincarnated into this girl...blah blah...it sucked. plain and simple...all there was was girl on girl action. I DONT GIVE A SHIT! i have boobs, i know what they look like..i DONT want to see them licked...my GOD
I started my period. Great, huh? well the hard part is over, im done being bitchy!
We all crammed into kristen's soccer mom car...headed off to the pool...then out to bowling at around 5... and realized that MF & co wasnt there!! we were bowling next to these fuck asses..one with a really long mohawk...but it was down and greased back in a baseball hat...UGGGGGH gross shit...but they gave me good luck...i was bowlin pretty well...anyway...that sucked...genna catherine and emily came and it was alright...the original people that were supposed to play next to us were really REALLY cool people...but only one of the original came and it was SAD. we were all bitchin about mf and co. not being there...so the bowling part of the night sucked ASS! the only great part was at the very begining when the lady went on the mic and said " a green..van...light green van...SOCCER MOM VAN...has its head lights turned on!" it was great!
As we got to taco bell, funny shit happend as i told a..."scary story" hahahah...yeah....good stuff. hot taco sex on anita was great...I accidentally ate charlie's bean burrito!!!! i swear to GOD i didnt mean to do it...but i had a bean burrito supreme...and he had one with out onions....and i was wondering why mine was so much bigger..AND IT WAS HIS! i felt so bad! he gave me mine cuz it had onions on it...and i wanted to save it, but everyone told me that reheated taco bell tastes like ass...so i ate it! ugh it was so much. but yeah....i leaned over to..do *something* and charlie hit my bottom jaw and i cut open my inside cheek...yeah...blood is good!
but before that...we decided to ding dong ditch mf....and i did it...i crept up to the door, rang the doorbell and ran back behind kristen's soccer mom van and his dad came out to see who it was...but at the SAME time, this car drove by and someone yelled "OO THERE HE IS" ...probably mistaking mf's dad for mf....but it was GREAT! so many people obsess over that kid its not even funny! yeah...it was great shit
So today im going to see firenheight 9/11 with col...so it should be cool..i love michael moore, hes so great!
it was called kiss of the mummy or something like that
it sucked
never ever watch it...its got too much of a plot....i swear...okay, its about this college teacher who is going out with a student...and in her past life, she used to be this egyptian queen's lover...so they're studying ancient egypt, and come across this mummy tomb, which is the queen that was a lesbian...but she was killed cuz the king found out...so she's trying to get her lover back which was reincarnated into this girl...blah blah...it sucked. plain and simple...all there was was girl on girl action. I DONT GIVE A SHIT! i have boobs, i know what they look like..i DONT want to see them licked...my GOD