Mom's mom ("Scorch")
My grandma just died an hour ago. I think they're planning to wait the services until Grandpa goes too.
Last week, these two things happened:
Grandma: "Am I on my way out?"
Sofia (the nurse): "Well, yes, Lucile, you are, but you'll be seeing your family soon, and your friends ..."
Grandma: "That assumes I'm going to heaven."
Mom: "Grandma didn't open her eyes today."
I: "Oh, Mom, I'm sorry."
Mom: "Yeah. ... And then she asked for a whiskey."
Rest in peace. Or raise a little hell in heaven.
Last week, these two things happened:
Grandma: "Am I on my way out?"
Sofia (the nurse): "Well, yes, Lucile, you are, but you'll be seeing your family soon, and your friends ..."
Grandma: "That assumes I'm going to heaven."
Mom: "Grandma didn't open her eyes today."
I: "Oh, Mom, I'm sorry."
Mom: "Yeah. ... And then she asked for a whiskey."
Rest in peace. Or raise a little hell in heaven.