what's on the menu
First course: toasted bagel with melted Camembert and slices of avocado.
I thought I might be having an anxiety attack when I realized I hadn't had anything to eat all day but coffee and espresso.
Second course: cookie dough. When I bought it I told myself I would have it to bake in the event I had a friend over. At last, the truth comes out (of the can by the spoonful). Motives are slippery little things, even when absolutely nothing is riding on it.
Third course: not yet, but it's cooking. I've practically written an essay on it; how ____ is an arrogant, disrespectful, patronizing dick-head who doesn't know how to treat people, least of all me.
Strange thing. I only get upset about it at night before sleep. I lie there blinking, arguing, then finally turning on the light and jotting down a few fresh insults. My latest recipe for trouble. Oh, boy. This one's going to taste of angora and guacamole for sure.
I thought I might be having an anxiety attack when I realized I hadn't had anything to eat all day but coffee and espresso.
Second course: cookie dough. When I bought it I told myself I would have it to bake in the event I had a friend over. At last, the truth comes out (of the can by the spoonful). Motives are slippery little things, even when absolutely nothing is riding on it.
Third course: not yet, but it's cooking. I've practically written an essay on it; how ____ is an arrogant, disrespectful, patronizing dick-head who doesn't know how to treat people, least of all me.
Strange thing. I only get upset about it at night before sleep. I lie there blinking, arguing, then finally turning on the light and jotting down a few fresh insults. My latest recipe for trouble. Oh, boy. This one's going to taste of angora and guacamole for sure.