Perhaps Mrs.McGarry would enjoy you in a nice smoking jacket
This entry is for Amanda Carissa Hooper.
(I'm gonna feel like a real shit if that isn't your middle name...)
SO MANDIE: if you happen to be entering LJ stalker mode this evening, STOP READING NOW it's meant as something to entertain you while you are playing 'working girl.' And no, I am not referring to your job with me in my basement as a crack whore.
ok. I feel like there is probably a bunch to talk about because honestly, a whole lot of semi-memorable/important things have happened in my life since I last wrote a 'real' entry. However, while I may have a slightly underdeveloped mental capacity at times, I am no fool. I realize that none of my faithful LJ fans (ok, I just said I wasn't a fool but clearly I am if I think I have fans...) will actually want to read through a giant entry of me going "so then I did this and one time I thought that and my friend whatshername and I laughed so hard we peed our pants and then my MOM CANCELED MY CREDIT CARD." Ok, that last one was from an episode of My Super Sweet Sixteen about the girl with that OBNOXIOUS voice.
Ohhh I am watching The West Wing right now because well that is what I do, and Josh is standing outside talking to a Congressman and they are standing with a view of the mall and it's funny because it was an unimpeded view but now they have the World War II Memorial there. I really really like the WWII memorial. Well, I really really like Washington DC in the first place but shhhh!!! So I know there was controversy over cluttering the landscape and such with that memorial but I think it is entirely appropriate. Plus, they incorporate the water and such into the structure and it is open so you can actually see all the way through still. Neato, huh?
Who wants to road trip to WDC over the summer? And and and we can go to WILLIAMSBURG!!! Those of you who have been in my life for any significant span of time will undoubtedly remember that I have been trying to trap some poor pathetic souls into going down there for the past 3 years. haha so SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Speaking of dreams coming true. Ice is an absolute fantasy horse. FANTASY LAND! I think I drove somewhere and the landmark I was given to know how close I was was a Fantasy Land gentlemen's club or something. Good Lord! Where was that? I know it happened. Huh. Weird. REALLY when did that happen??? It was connected to Flay in some way. Oh well. Really though, he has just been so effing cool. I'm having a blast and I am so glad I was able to make the right decision. I remember going back and forth over wanting to lease him but thinking I should pick the other Will horse because he was cheaper. Thank GGGGGGGGOOOOOODDDDDD I ended up being a selfish little brat :) because this would have been too good to miss out on.
~****Blue & Yellow****~
The song Blue & Yellow by The Used is kind of a special song for me. It is known by many as my 'orgasm song.' It's true. Really sort of makes me tingle in places that I'm not a song has any business touching. hehe BACK TO MY POINT. One of the lines in the song is "well you're never gonna find it if you're looking for it won't come your way, well you'll never find it, if you're looking for it." I can't even believe how true that is. It seems like the harder you TRY for something, the more screwed up things get. When you put too much pressure on something, it seems like there are fewer opportunities for it to happen. Often times, you can self sabatoge yourself by wanting something too much.
The coolest thing is that oftentimes, the minute you let your guard down and throw your hands up in the air, an incredible and exciting opportunity comes your way. It's usually an opportunity that you would never expect. Something you would have been too blind to see when you were supposedly looking so hard to find it. Life is amazing and wonderful and more frequently than not pretty god damned ironic.
This is why I have tried to prevent myself from being a planner. Although, let's be honest, I still plan and obsess over way too many things in my life. Just take a deep breath and roll the dice :)
~*Let's say that I am pretty freaking happy with the way the dice have landed at this particular moment.*~
Kisses, Hugs and Blow Jobs,
~Kristin, KSyv, KMonkey, Syvermonkey, Xtin, KHole, Special K, K Dogg, KS and however else you may know me.
(I'm gonna feel like a real shit if that isn't your middle name...)
SO MANDIE: if you happen to be entering LJ stalker mode this evening, STOP READING NOW it's meant as something to entertain you while you are playing 'working girl.' And no, I am not referring to your job with me in my basement as a crack whore.
ok. I feel like there is probably a bunch to talk about because honestly, a whole lot of semi-memorable/important things have happened in my life since I last wrote a 'real' entry. However, while I may have a slightly underdeveloped mental capacity at times, I am no fool. I realize that none of my faithful LJ fans (ok, I just said I wasn't a fool but clearly I am if I think I have fans...) will actually want to read through a giant entry of me going "so then I did this and one time I thought that and my friend whatshername and I laughed so hard we peed our pants and then my MOM CANCELED MY CREDIT CARD." Ok, that last one was from an episode of My Super Sweet Sixteen about the girl with that OBNOXIOUS voice.
Ohhh I am watching The West Wing right now because well that is what I do, and Josh is standing outside talking to a Congressman and they are standing with a view of the mall and it's funny because it was an unimpeded view but now they have the World War II Memorial there. I really really like the WWII memorial. Well, I really really like Washington DC in the first place but shhhh!!! So I know there was controversy over cluttering the landscape and such with that memorial but I think it is entirely appropriate. Plus, they incorporate the water and such into the structure and it is open so you can actually see all the way through still. Neato, huh?
Who wants to road trip to WDC over the summer? And and and we can go to WILLIAMSBURG!!! Those of you who have been in my life for any significant span of time will undoubtedly remember that I have been trying to trap some poor pathetic souls into going down there for the past 3 years. haha so SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Speaking of dreams coming true. Ice is an absolute fantasy horse. FANTASY LAND! I think I drove somewhere and the landmark I was given to know how close I was was a Fantasy Land gentlemen's club or something. Good Lord! Where was that? I know it happened. Huh. Weird. REALLY when did that happen??? It was connected to Flay in some way. Oh well. Really though, he has just been so effing cool. I'm having a blast and I am so glad I was able to make the right decision. I remember going back and forth over wanting to lease him but thinking I should pick the other Will horse because he was cheaper. Thank GGGGGGGGOOOOOODDDDDD I ended up being a selfish little brat :) because this would have been too good to miss out on.
~****Blue & Yellow****~
The song Blue & Yellow by The Used is kind of a special song for me. It is known by many as my 'orgasm song.' It's true. Really sort of makes me tingle in places that I'm not a song has any business touching. hehe BACK TO MY POINT. One of the lines in the song is "well you're never gonna find it if you're looking for it won't come your way, well you'll never find it, if you're looking for it." I can't even believe how true that is. It seems like the harder you TRY for something, the more screwed up things get. When you put too much pressure on something, it seems like there are fewer opportunities for it to happen. Often times, you can self sabatoge yourself by wanting something too much.
The coolest thing is that oftentimes, the minute you let your guard down and throw your hands up in the air, an incredible and exciting opportunity comes your way. It's usually an opportunity that you would never expect. Something you would have been too blind to see when you were supposedly looking so hard to find it. Life is amazing and wonderful and more frequently than not pretty god damned ironic.
This is why I have tried to prevent myself from being a planner. Although, let's be honest, I still plan and obsess over way too many things in my life. Just take a deep breath and roll the dice :)
~*Let's say that I am pretty freaking happy with the way the dice have landed at this particular moment.*~
Kisses, Hugs and Blow Jobs,
~Kristin, KSyv, KMonkey, Syvermonkey, Xtin, KHole, Special K, K Dogg, KS and however else you may know me.