Quotes from "The Scandalous Summer of Sissy LeBlanc"
This is really for my amusement, since I wanted to write these down somewhere.
The Southern Belle's Handbook, Rule Number Twenty-one: One man's as good as another.
Rule Number Thirty: Never leave any man you are even slightly interested in alone with the Other Woman.
"The curly-haired heroine, suffering from amnesia, had wandered away fromt he safety of her small town, into the unknown perils of the big city, where she was beginning to fall in love with a dangerous man. You could tell he was dangerous, because he always wore T-shirts under his black leather jacket and drove a big, shiny motorcycle. His long dark hair was combed back into a duck's ass."
"Sissy knew that a woman's greatest power came not from love, but from unrequited lust. Rule Number Thirty-five, Southern Belle's Handbook."
"That's when Sissy decided to amend Rule Thirty-five to Unrequited lust can get real old."
The Southern Belle's Handbook, Rule Number Twenty-one: One man's as good as another.
Rule Number Thirty: Never leave any man you are even slightly interested in alone with the Other Woman.
"The curly-haired heroine, suffering from amnesia, had wandered away fromt he safety of her small town, into the unknown perils of the big city, where she was beginning to fall in love with a dangerous man. You could tell he was dangerous, because he always wore T-shirts under his black leather jacket and drove a big, shiny motorcycle. His long dark hair was combed back into a duck's ass."
"Sissy knew that a woman's greatest power came not from love, but from unrequited lust. Rule Number Thirty-five, Southern Belle's Handbook."
"That's when Sissy decided to amend Rule Thirty-five to Unrequited lust can get real old."