There is something wrong with my boyfriend.

[honeyj]

He says our carpet is the color of toenails.

This is because he just ripped on off and was trying to attack me with it because he knows that it freaks me out.

I knocked it out of his hand onto the carpet and he just spent the past few minutes searching for it and making toenail noises. Seriously.

Comments

[jasonchas]

"toenail noises"? hmm..

[honeyj]

It was a strange squeaky sort of noise.

[eternally_happy]

Ewww... Im actually gagging over this one.... I hate feet!

[wordsalad]

"toenail noises"??? What do toenails sound like, exactly?

[honeyj]

:) Ask Kyd. He was making a squeaking noise and I asked him....he said he was calling to it.

He's insane, I swear.

[wordsalad]

Ha ha ha. =)