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[honeycuttheaven]

At least I've got one of these things working. Someone help a boy out, where the hell am I and why's everyone wearing that awful mask?

It's way too early for Mardi Gras. It's not Theatre Fetish Night either.

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[killerdimples]

It's Guy Fawkes day.

You're new, right?

[honeycuttheaven]

Guy Fawkes? Is that that thing with Hugo Weaving?

I've been here for years, unless here's not Pittsburgh.

[killerdimples]

I think they made a movie, but not originally, no.

Not Pittsburgh, the City.

[honeycuttheaven]

Let me guess, you read the comic book right.

Don't be coy, what part?

1/2

[killerdimples]

I think it might have actually been a person.

No, it's just the City. Hang on a second...

[killerdimples]

Here. That should explain things.

[honeycuttheaven]

I heard it's an English thing.

... Are you fucking kidding me? I...

I'm Emmett.

[killerdimples]

Lee Nicholas.

Sorry. I wish I was.

[honeycuttheaven]

Lee, I'm going to drink and wait for someone to jump out and yell surprise.

[killerdimples]

You might have to wait awhile.

In the meantime, you should probably find a place to stay.

[honeycuttheaven]

Well I hope you came with a recommendation.

[killerdimples]

Well, my boss lives in a really nice building down by the Colosseum.

You might want to try there.

[honeycuttheaven]

Does this boss have a name and will he be happy to hear yours from me?

[killerdimples]

Nicholas Brocklehurst, and I meant the building more than his apartment.

[honeycuttheaven]

Honey if the building's nice I probably won't have a penny to put on the rent without making friends with this boy.

[killerdimples]

Let me guess...Mississippi?