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Do you know how bored I am? I'm watching a show about train wrecks on Spike TV. Well, partially watching. I've been taking notes on my father's candy machine business so that I may better know it and scout for locations. I'm getting paid by him for it but still, his business success leads to more microwavable groceries for me and therefore more joy for everyone. See how it all works out? Now if only we could solve my dry skin problem and stop Ulli Lommel from making any more movies, the whole world would be in balance. I guarantee! Have you tried an Old Spice man? Try an Old Spice woman. I smell freaking amazing.