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[honeyandvinegar]

I am crabbypants. Like, the second I got home, grabbed a wine cooler crabbypants. Work's been annoying. I wanna write SO BAD. I need to make my moot post, which I started last night in a doc

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[naemi]

"A blowjob might get us out of here, don't you think?"

[honeyandvinegar]

*Zeke looks around, smiles stupidly* "For me?"

[naemi]

"Nu-uh, silly. Them. *Casey rolls his eyes* "What better bribe can there be?"

Actually, I'm creekside, not on home 'puter

[anonymous]

"you know, I may be able to squeeze between these bars."

Re: Actually, I'm creekside, not on home 'puter

[honeyandvinegar]

"Like I squeeze between your cute lil' cheeks?"

Re: Actually, I'm creekside, not on home 'puter

[moit]

HOT.

[moit]

"If you could have just kept your fucking mouth shut, we wouldn't be in here. Now I'm out fifty bucks AND a night on the job. Thanks so much, John."

[honeyandvinegar]

"Hey, YOU'RE the one that alerted the cops to our back-alley screwing with that cat-howling you made when you came, Slut."

[moit]

Casey narrowed his eyes. "You know, it's rude to badmouth the man you paid for sex. At least I don't have to shell out to get laid. Prick."

[honeyandvinegar]

"Says the boy who admitted he's fucking for a Playstation, since Mommy and Daddy won't raise his allowance.'

*thinks*

"Oh fuck. How old are you, anyway...?"

[claudia603]

"Suppose Bubba over there wants to watch us?"

[moit]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!

Please. Please finish this.

[honeyandvinegar]

I kinda *continued* it. ;)

[honeyandvinegar]

*Zeke looks to the big, burly, hairy guy sitting in the corner with a drooly-smirk* "Depends on how many cigs he'd sell us in the joint TO get a front-row seat."

[i_o_r_h_a_e_l]

I didn't know they have a king-sized bed in the jail.

:D

[honeyandvinegar]

Or a supply of lube and condoms! Oh look... a camera's in the corner. *suspicious look*