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I went to Yale. With the guy I am dating. Who is awesome. And really nice to me. And not crazy. And going to law school. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WIN. It was fun. I always wondered what real college looked like. We watched Thelma & Louise on the train. Annndddddddddddd I smoked a cigar for like 2 seconds. It was gross.
And, Jane and I picked out some great movies from Blockbuster for 20 dollars total. John Tucker Must Die, Snakes on a Plane, X3, and Pulse. And we're watching them all in a row, which is embarrassing. Right now, Jean Gray is floating a car into the air as a child. Jane also got some Pixy Stix.
Jane: "You know, Emily, you exhibit a lot of the signs of a concussion."
Emily: "I'm sorry."
Jane: "It's okay. I'm just getting tired of hearing the same story over and over."
Emily: "Why do you hate me?"
Jane: "Because you're deaf."
Jane: "Whoa. Seven straws is a serving? And it's only 60 calories! GREAT! I'm going to eat seven!"
Professor X: "The only explanation for Jean's survival is that her powers wrapped her in a cocoon of telekinetic energy."
Jane: "OH. OKAY. So being a level five mutant is kind of like being an F5 tornado?"
Emily: "An F5 tomato?"
Jane: "No."
Emily: "I'm sorry. I'm really out of control right now."
Jane: "You're right. You are out of control. We've decided to send you away to boarding school. .......oh wait! We're at the best boarding school ever--college!! Wooo!!!"
Jane: "Aren't they a little conspicuous always riding around in that thing?"
Emily: "Yeah. And why can't they make it invisible?"
Jane: "Yeah, don't they have a friend who can do that?"
Emily: "She's lifting the house with her mind!"
Jane: "Why is she pixellating him?"
Jane: "Meanwhile, Jean Gray's hair looks awesome."
Jane:" ...but....."
Emily: "I know. It's really heartbreaking for me."
Jane: "Even Magnito is sad!"
Jane: "I'd totally hit it with Wolverine. I bet he has a huge penis."
Emily: "Made of metal."
Jane: "'Baby you like the next phase in evolution!' Can we not get paid to do this? Wait, Mystery Science Theater! We can get paid to do this!"
Army General: "Pick up your plastic guns! Pick up your cartridges! Absolutely no metal!"
Emily: "Too bad that helicopter is metal. He can totally throw that at you with his mind."
Pyro: "I would have killed the professor myself if you had asked me to."
Emily: "Out of line, bra."
Jane: "Jean Gray isn't dead. She's the phoenix. So she's going to rise from the ashes. Or "the ocean," which is what she rose from last time, even though she's the PHOENIX. The little mermaid rises from the ocean. The phoneix rises from the ASHES."
Jane: "Why is he the only one who can stop her?"
Emily: "Because they're in love."
Jane: "Oh. Love is a lame power."
Jane: "Bitch! Now you're just an old guy!"
Emily: "Although that is a power of sorts. The wisdom of age."
Jane: "Boooo-ring."
Emily: "See, they can go into Stealth Mode! Why don't they put it into Stealth Mode all the time?!"
Emily: "Oh my God, these are the longest credits ever."
Jane: "Wow. A lot goes into making a movie."
Flight Attendant #1: "Any requests for your last flight ever?"
Flight Attendant #2: "Just what any flight attendant wants."
Jane: "No snakes."
Jane: "I've never been on a plane like that."
Emily: "What, one with snakes?"
Jane: "Oh, is this snake-vision?"
Emily: "EW. I hate watching other people have sex."
Jane: "You're so weird. I just don't understand you."
Jane: "Oh my God, they're about to get snaked!!!!!"
Emily: "This is just like Titanic, but with snakes."
Jane: "I'm so glad I don't have a penis. One less thing that something can bite off you when you're on a plane, that's all I'm saying."
Jane: "'Okay, guys, I've got a great idea for a movie. There's gonna be a plane, and there's gonna be snakes on it.' God, I wish I had seen this in the theater."
Jane: "I was singing Long December to myself while you were gone."
Emily: "Thank God I came back when I did."
Jane: "See, sometimes I think no one knows the real me except for you."
I went to Yale. With the guy I am dating. Who is awesome. And really nice to me. And not crazy. And going to law school. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WIN. It was fun. I always wondered what real college looked like. We watched Thelma & Louise on the train. Annndddddddddddd I smoked a cigar for like 2 seconds. It was gross.
And, Jane and I picked out some great movies from Blockbuster for 20 dollars total. John Tucker Must Die, Snakes on a Plane, X3, and Pulse. And we're watching them all in a row, which is embarrassing. Right now, Jean Gray is floating a car into the air as a child. Jane also got some Pixy Stix.
Jane: "You know, Emily, you exhibit a lot of the signs of a concussion."
Emily: "I'm sorry."
Jane: "It's okay. I'm just getting tired of hearing the same story over and over."
Emily: "Why do you hate me?"
Jane: "Because you're deaf."
Jane: "Whoa. Seven straws is a serving? And it's only 60 calories! GREAT! I'm going to eat seven!"
Professor X: "The only explanation for Jean's survival is that her powers wrapped her in a cocoon of telekinetic energy."
Jane: "OH. OKAY. So being a level five mutant is kind of like being an F5 tornado?"
Emily: "An F5 tomato?"
Jane: "No."
Emily: "I'm sorry. I'm really out of control right now."
Jane: "You're right. You are out of control. We've decided to send you away to boarding school. .......oh wait! We're at the best boarding school ever--college!! Wooo!!!"
Jane: "Aren't they a little conspicuous always riding around in that thing?"
Emily: "Yeah. And why can't they make it invisible?"
Jane: "Yeah, don't they have a friend who can do that?"
Emily: "She's lifting the house with her mind!"
Jane: "Why is she pixellating him?"
Jane: "Meanwhile, Jean Gray's hair looks awesome."
Jane:" ...but....."
Emily: "I know. It's really heartbreaking for me."
Jane: "Even Magnito is sad!"
Jane: "I'd totally hit it with Wolverine. I bet he has a huge penis."
Emily: "Made of metal."
Jane: "'Baby you like the next phase in evolution!' Can we not get paid to do this? Wait, Mystery Science Theater! We can get paid to do this!"
Army General: "Pick up your plastic guns! Pick up your cartridges! Absolutely no metal!"
Emily: "Too bad that helicopter is metal. He can totally throw that at you with his mind."
Pyro: "I would have killed the professor myself if you had asked me to."
Emily: "Out of line, bra."
Jane: "Jean Gray isn't dead. She's the phoenix. So she's going to rise from the ashes. Or "the ocean," which is what she rose from last time, even though she's the PHOENIX. The little mermaid rises from the ocean. The phoneix rises from the ASHES."
Jane: "Why is he the only one who can stop her?"
Emily: "Because they're in love."
Jane: "Oh. Love is a lame power."
Jane: "Bitch! Now you're just an old guy!"
Emily: "Although that is a power of sorts. The wisdom of age."
Jane: "Boooo-ring."
Emily: "See, they can go into Stealth Mode! Why don't they put it into Stealth Mode all the time?!"
Emily: "Oh my God, these are the longest credits ever."
Jane: "Wow. A lot goes into making a movie."
Flight Attendant #1: "Any requests for your last flight ever?"
Flight Attendant #2: "Just what any flight attendant wants."
Jane: "No snakes."
Jane: "I've never been on a plane like that."
Emily: "What, one with snakes?"
Jane: "Oh, is this snake-vision?"
Emily: "EW. I hate watching other people have sex."
Jane: "You're so weird. I just don't understand you."
Jane: "Oh my God, they're about to get snaked!!!!!"
Emily: "This is just like Titanic, but with snakes."
Jane: "I'm so glad I don't have a penis. One less thing that something can bite off you when you're on a plane, that's all I'm saying."
Jane: "'Okay, guys, I've got a great idea for a movie. There's gonna be a plane, and there's gonna be snakes on it.' God, I wish I had seen this in the theater."
Jane: "I was singing Long December to myself while you were gone."
Emily: "Thank God I came back when I did."
Jane: "See, sometimes I think no one knows the real me except for you."