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SO friday we left for Wolf Lake Ranch and the great Manastee Forest around 530 stopped at jessies house to see her mommy and to see her and scotty boy then we headed out. ahhh it was a long ride thats for sure but i slept most of the time. we got there around 10ish or so ahh the lovely smell of bonfire drifted into the car i LOVE that smell and the smell of the farm and horses yay loved it. then leslie went into the Branding Iron or the B.I. and all the wranglers were in there in front of the fire and paul sent leslie to come get me cause i was in the room typing a paper and waiting for jessie when jessie got there we went into the B.I. to hang out with everyone and they were all wasted lol jessie was talking shit to Paul and she was like im seriously going to kick your ass paul and he goes your like what 100 lbs im like twice the size of you, I WILL SHIT ON YOU it was great the funniest thing ever. and then jessie kept grabbing his cigg and threatening to break it lol. after the events that occured last year the first thing that paul said when he saw me was how is your dad lol good one. then after hanging out there for a little bit me jessie and her cuz went back to our cabin to watch a cinderella story, me and jessie talked about our guys and stuff like that and it made me miss jack even more...:-/ then we passed out at like 3
Saturday woke up and got ready for breakfast and then we heard the breakfast bell being rung so we went to eat. Pete made a comment to all the riders that someone must have kept the wranglers up too late friday night because ben paul jordan jeff and bill didnt show up for breakfast lol o well then me and jessie went back to the cabin to take a nap before our first ride. then we got up and headed down to the coral when we heard the bell ring for out ride. i rode this bee-YOU-tee-ful horse all weekend named Bula she was a dark dark brown and black i loved her we went out with paul for our first ride and reminded him of friday night haha it was fun.we sang the hump song lmao that was a blast and of course we kept him off schedule lol it was bad we rode down to Wolf Lake and it was beautiful and paul let us take the horses into the water and mine actaully went in this year because last year my horse didnt really like the water. we talked about the hay barn from last year and how paul had to jump off the top of the hay stack and hide underneath the truck lmao good memories of last year "Somewhere theres an empty burr can balancing on the top rafter of a hay barn" lol then after that we came back and ate lunch, paul yelled at jessie because she said douche in front of her dad lol good work then we went out on our second ride at like 130 with paul again. jessie pissed him off because she took her cell phone and to get her off of it he told her we were gonna canter lol so she screamed and then got off the phone. when we got back from our second ride we took a nap till dinner and then the dinner bell rang we got ready and went to eat. yummy after dinner we went back to the room and then we went on the hay ride around the ranch that was fun singing and messing around with the hay lol and we saw these hunters gutting a deer lol sick but whatever then we came back and set up for casino night and me and jessie hung out in the room she studied and i finished my paper then i started drinking yummy drank too much vodka thats for sure then i asked my dad if me and les could have a beer and he said that we could so i had a beer and then went and hung out with jordan jordan bill paul and T.J. and we went into jordan and T.J.s room and drank more had some of this mohawk stuff that was sick blah then we all went to the B.I. and decided to play a drinking card game and for some reason paul decided to make up a rule that whenever you drink you have to point hold your beer with two fingers and say....i love fucking blonde bitches and then you were allowed to drink it was really funny. and i was laying all comfortable on the couch and i was soo drunk didnt feel good sat up said one second i think im gonna be sick one second paul ran out the back door and lost everything yea wonderful lol came back in layed down and did it again lol then i passed out jessie asked paul to make sure i got back to the cabin he was like room 10 right NO 8 room 8 she has to go to room 8 lol and she also said...it would be greatly appreciated if she got returned un penetrated lol good work then later that night paul carried me back to the room and put me in bed and i passed out what a great night but i wish i would not have gotten sick.
Sunday woke up and missed breakfast then just went out on the first ride. i should not have been permitted on poor Bula lol paul made fun of me the whole ride all we did was point and say i love fucking blonde bitches and he also immitated me doing the hold on i dont feel good thing haha it was great. after our first ride we came back and paul told me to look at my camera haha so when i came back for the second ride i was like nice pictures ass hole lol he took these pics of himself flicking off the camera nice.then we went out on our last ride which was really fast and really fun and longer than it should have been but paul loves us lol. we came back toook pics of us and our horses gave pete and the wranglers hugs packed up and left Wolf Lake Ranch again that year i cant wait to go back next year:-D
it was a great weekend i LOVE WOLF LAKE RANCH ill have pics on here soon