I hate my tummy

[honey1217]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for grand_admiral_c (10 points). In November I punched whomoii in the arm (-10 points). In September I gave incognito_____ a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Tuesday I stole lilcarebear24's purse (-30 points).

Overall, I've been nice (665 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!

Sincerely,
honey1217