One of these is actually true
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I set tomswift's puppy on fire (-66 points). In January I gave pixelmonster a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Tuesday I put money in luguvalium's expired parking meter (14 points). In July I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Thursday I helped radklif_kh hide a body (-173 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-306 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
honestblue