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Kevin's Book of Random. Chapter Four.
Randomnity's Social Evolution
Randomness is based off of self preservation. For Example. Someone may come up to you and say "Fear the Lily." Randomness, or at least the spirit of it, will try and preserve it's dignity. Either, the person (or receiver {who talks to receiver's?}) will either laugh, display no emotion or continue upon our venture of Randomnemity, as proposed in Chapter one. All of these ends will continue our Random spirit. If the person laughs, it is encouragement for more random to be brought in. If the person displays no emotion, the Randomator will probably recoil in a random fashion, sourly complaining about the UV rays attaining a new level of prestige. If the person, or Randomee (type of flower in Mexico) continues on in a spirit of Random, then we have no trouble whatsoever coming to the conclusion that the entire product (product is what you get when you multiply two sums) continues itself repeating itself on to eternity. But it never repeats itself, that wouldn't be random. So in otherwords (which really isn't one word, although Horn-Toad may be) the Random (Horn-Toad has to be two words!) never repeats (but what about the hyphen?) itself but continues (lots of single words have hyphens, right?) on in spirit.
The more descriptive something is, the more random it is. Saying toothbrush in the middle of a sentence is random. But saying "tinfoil based, oxygenated, fiber cleansing porous grabber toothbrush" is much more random. Also, parenthesis are awesome (awesome). They can add Random to anything (or at least they try to, hard) but it is a waste of time to talk about parenthesis while using them. It's a temptation more than any man can bare.