BREAKTHROUGH!

Jan 05, 2006 18:43

I just sent the Lineford R&D team new-years bonuses. For 3 years. One of our product lines just had a breakthrough. The future is looking very, very good.

now that business is done for the day...

Hiring Immediately: Personal Assistant
Position availible for an attractive, capable personal assistant. Live-in preferred, but I'm able to reimburse ( Read more... )

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keruberons January 6 2006, 04:49:30 UTC
This is the part where I hear Earth Angel singing in the background, right?

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honest_player January 6 2006, 05:13:08 UTC
From a photograph? You must easily fall in love.

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keruberons January 6 2006, 05:21:49 UTC
Wouldn't call it love, but close enough.

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honest_player January 6 2006, 05:23:12 UTC
Really?? Shall I send these in advance?


... )

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keruberons January 6 2006, 05:27:13 UTC
Didn't know the rich liked playing Santa Claus. What's the catch for advance?

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honest_player January 6 2006, 05:33:22 UTC
I'd just like you to get some target practice in, that's all. See how accurately you can hit those (shatter/ricochet proof) with your current weapons. We'll work on details getting the actual SSG in a bit.

The catch...

You may have to shoot me :) more on that later as well.

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keruberons January 6 2006, 05:37:54 UTC
You doubting my abilities or something?

Shoot you, huh? Think I'll pass on the advance.

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honest_player January 6 2006, 05:40:02 UTC
oh, I don't mean I was planning on upsetting you or anything. I was planning on having you shoot me.

At anyrate, let me know when you and your entourage are ready to move up, I'll have IDs and access papers ready.

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keruberons January 6 2006, 05:46:32 UTC
You have a death wish or--

This some kinda shady politician thing?

Give us another day. There's still a couple of loose ends we need to cut.

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