[entry#26] Va-vampires?!

[hon_ya]

U-um...does anyone here know much about vampires? I-It seems that...where I come from... This is going to sound crazy but... My classmate and I... we get attacked by a vampire...
... Aboo...  I probably sound crazy right now... But I'm not sure if the issue is ever resolved...  I want to be helpful when I get back...
Any information would be

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[emperor_llama]

You think you look crazy for talking about vampires? Have you ever seen some of the people around here?

[hon_ya]

Y-yes but... What does that have to do with anything...?

[emperor_llama]

They're nutjobs! You sound like an oasis of sanity compared to half the people here!

[hon_ya]

A-aboo aboo! Y-You shouldn't say those things!!! I'm sure no one here is a nutjob~!

[emperor_llama]

No one? More like everyone!

[hon_ya]

A-awoo awoo...That's mean...Y-You should... you should apologize!

[emperor_llama]

Royalty doesn't apologize.

[hon_ya]

... Y-yes! Royalty does apologize! It is especially important that royalty apologizes.

[emperor_llama]

You're new to this whole royalty thing, aren't you?

[hon_ya]

N-no!I-I'm not... R-royalty...should always apologize! Because otherwise no one will respect them...aboo..

[emperor_llama]

You've got the whole thing backwards! Royalty doesn't have to work to be respected, you respect them because they're royalty! That's the whole point!

[hon_ya]

N-no! You've got it backwards! I-if... If everyone gets angry at you they'll overthrow you! L-like... Like the French Revolution or something!!! Th-that's why... you have to be good to everyone or you won't be royalty anymore...!